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In Reply to: Leonardo DiCaprio - 9, Founding Fathers - 1. WAY to go, AMERICA!!!!! WE ARE NUMBER ONE!!!!! (for now, anyway....) posted by Victor Khomenko on February 07, 2000 at 11:24:46:
Saw the game show "vs." on Comedy Central, which matches two teams of three against each other (like Family Feud). Normally, the teams are of social or political opposites (e.g., "Bikers" vs. "Highway Patrol"). On last week's show, the opposing teams were the Penthouse Pets vs. the Hustler Honeys. This proved to be a disaster for the host because neither team was able to answer most of the questions. Example: during a round in which the named object had to be correctly classified as Animal, Vegetable, or Mineral, a Hustler Honey said a "melon" was a Mineral and did not understand her error. Q: Who won the American Civil War? A: "We did?" It went on and on.
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Here's some good news: Leonardo DiCaprio is out of the running for the role of Annakin Skywalker in the next Star Wars episode.OTOH, heard that Nicole Kidman plays a dangerous Russian mail order bride in her next film. Hope she can bring humor into her role; I enjoyed her dangerous but "Susan Stone" character in Gus Van Sant's "To Die For". But like the Penthouse Pets and Hustler Honeys, this wasn't exactly a great female role model.
A Russian, bride, hah? Getting a mail order Russin bride is like having unprotected sex - you have been warned. Generally speaking, those young ladies know what they need far better than their naive "husbands".I have to admit, my love afair with Nicole was extra-short - I expect a small bit of intellect even from pretty actresses. Playing in kind of trash the she made with that other great thinker - George Clooney (sp) is probably the level of her incompetence. She was more wooden than ten Al Gores on a windy night in the Eyes...
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