Films/DVD Asylum

Van Helsing: DON'T

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I wasn't expecting a kid's movie but that's what I got. When you throw Dracula, Wolfman, and Frankenstein's monster on-screen together you get kiddie giggles. And, the damn thing was over two hours long.
Yeah, I shoulda known better but the self-flagellation did me good.
The most outrageous thing was that Beckensale has had her lips done. She has lost her prim, Wirginal Brit prettiness because of it. What a bimbo.

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Re: Van Helsing: DON'T - TomD 15:20:23 05/13/04 (0)
I agree. For a film that had wall-to-wall action, it did suck.
Agreed: VH sux bigtime - michael w 19:03:43 05/09/04 (0)
If you thought Sommers' Mummy films were crap this LOUD obnoxious monster mishmash outdoes the Mummy series.
I didn't mind Kate's lips but her Transylvanian accent was horrendous.
If you want to see Dracula and Framkenstein together go watch Abbott and Costello Meets Frankenstein, a much superior movie.

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