Films/DVD Asylum

Posted by erisian (A) on June 01, 2004 at 10:34:50

In Reply to: Most quotable movie ever? posted by GWlvrns on May 19, 2004 at 20:56:32:

this long of a list and no one has mentioned Buckaroo Banzai, Army of Darkness, or Young Frankenstein?

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A few examples from Army of Darkness (Evil Dead 3):

Ash:
Alright you primitive screw-heads, listen up. See this? This is my boomstick! It's a 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan; retails for about one hundred nine, ninety-five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right, shop smart, shop S-Mart!
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Ash: Hail to the king, baby!
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Bad-Ash: I'm bad Ash and you're good Ash. You're a goody little two-shoes. You're goody little two-shoes, goody little two-shoes... hahaha.
Ash: Good? Bad? I'm the one with the gun.
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Ash: I got news for you, pal. You ain't leading but two things right now: Jack and Sh**. And, Jack left town.
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Evil Sheila: You found me beautiful once.
Ash: Honey, you got real ugly.
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Demon Woman: I'll swallow your soul!
Ash: Come get some.
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Evil Sheila: I may be bad, but I feel good.
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Ash: Lady, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store.
Demon Woman: Who the hell are you?!
Ash: Name's Ash . . . housewares.
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Ash: Yo, she-b*tch. Let's go.
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Ash: Give me some sugar, baby.
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