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• Steven Segal as all three... - Rich S. 08:47:38 07/20/04 (0)
  In Reply to: Lets have some fun......cast this movie yourself....... posted by RC on July 17, 2004 at 02:09:33:

  Music by a 1984 Casio keyboard set to Rhumba.
  
  

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• Re: Lets have some fun......cast this movie yourself....... - EBerlin 20:36:32 07/18/04 (0)
  In Reply to: Lets have some fun......cast this movie yourself....... posted by RC on July 17, 2004 at 02:09:33:

  Gumby as Capt. Quint
  Lambchop as Chief Brody
  The Snuffleupagus as Hooper
  
  

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• Spencer Tracy or Humphery Bogart as Quint. nt - AudioHead78 10:38:56 07/18/04 (0)
  In Reply to: Lets have some fun......cast this movie yourself....... posted by RC on July 17, 2004 at 02:09:33:

  ah
  
  

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• An epiphany: William Shatner as Quint. - TAFKA Steve 05:50:19 07/18/04 (0)
  In Reply to: Lets have some fun......cast this movie yourself....... posted by RC on July 17, 2004 at 02:09:33:

  Just another ship's captain.
  
  

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• The role of the shark could go to Roseanne........ nt - PdL 17:27:51 07/17/04 (0)
  In Reply to: Lets have some fun......cast this movie yourself....... posted by RC on July 17, 2004 at 02:09:33:

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• Re: Lets have some fun......cast this movie yourself....... - EBerlin 17:24:44 07/17/04 (0)
  In Reply to: Lets have some fun......cast this movie yourself....... posted by RC on July 17, 2004 at 02:09:33:

  Quint: George Washington
  Brody: Thomas Jefferson
  Hooper: Lyndon Larouche
  
  

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• Umm - RGA 16:00:54 07/17/04 (5)
  In Reply to: Lets have some fun......cast this movie yourself....... posted by RC on July 17, 2004 at 02:09:33:

  It wasn't flawed it was a masterpiece - no better shark movie.

  Spielberg is the king of the genre so he can do the re-make.
  
  

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  • But to play along - RGA 16:13:15 07/17/04 (4)
    In Reply to: Umm posted by RGA on July 17, 2004 at 16:00:54:

    Brody - Roy Sheider
    Hooper - Richard Dreyfus
    These guys are still around
    Quint - Michael Caine (he want a chance to take revenge on Jaws: The Revenge.
    Wife: Kathy Bates

    
    OK the more serious selection

    Brody - Ralph Fiennes - add a bit of class
    Hooper - Micheal Moore (He can save the beaches from the bad ol' shark - a few president jokes would be fun - maybe toss a few politicians in the water.)
    Quint - Michael Ironside - just cause he's cool
    Wife - Halle Berry - meeeeoooowwww

    Then to direct - Quinten Tarrantino

    Guest appearance Christopher Walken as town Mayor, who has a story about watch and Sam Jackson to get chomped.
    
    
    

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    • Re: But to play along - RC 18:08:46 07/17/04 (2)
      In Reply to: But to play along posted by RGA on July 17, 2004 at 16:13:15:

      Micheal Moore as Hooper!?
      "....You're gonna need a bigger shark"
      
      
      
      

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      • Good one - Bulkington 09:01:44 07/19/04 (0)
        In Reply to: Re: But to play along posted by RC on July 17, 2004 at 18:08:46:

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      • LOL! - Victor Khomenko 18:44:05 07/17/04 (0)
        In Reply to: Re: But to play along posted by RC on July 17, 2004 at 18:08:46:

        ***"....You're gonna need a bigger shark"

        Where do I donate?

        
        

        
        
        
        

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    • michael caine - TA 17:38:51 07/17/04 (0)
      In Reply to: But to play along posted by RGA on July 17, 2004 at 16:13:15:

      michael caine -- great actor but i think this sums up his career:

      he couldn't pick up his oscar award in person in 1987 because he was off filming jaws: the revenge (tagline: "this time ... it's personal"). :-)
      
      "HEY" - BIG A
      
      

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• Re: Lets have some fun......cast this movie yourself....... - Dmitry 12:24:06 07/17/04 (6)
  In Reply to: Lets have some fun......cast this movie yourself....... posted by RC on July 17, 2004 at 02:09:33:

  Capt. Quint...Marlon Brando
  Chief Brody...Christopher Walken
  M. Hooper...Kevin Spacey or John Torturro[whateve became of him?]
  
  
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  Gunga-Galunga
  
  

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  • Re: Lets have some fun......cast this movie yourself....... - ToshiroMeyers 12:30:47 07/17/04 (5)
    In Reply to: Re: Lets have some fun......cast this movie yourself....... posted by Dmitry on July 17, 2004 at 12:24:06:

    Capt. Quint...Robert Shaw's propped up dead body because there could be no replacement
    Chief Brody...Sam Neil
    M. Hooper...Adrian Brody
    Mrs. Brody...Kim Bassinger

    Tosh
    "I think this place is restricted Wang, so don't tell them you're Jewish"
    
    

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    • Re: Lets have some fun......cast this movie yourself....... - Dmitry 17:17:03 07/17/04 (4)
      In Reply to: Re: Lets have some fun......cast this movie yourself....... posted by Toshiromeyers on July 17, 2004 at 12:30:47:

      --Chief Brody...Sam Neil

      Damn, that's a good call. Didn't Neil play a part in some movie shot on a yacht out on the ocean?
      
      
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      Gunga-Galunga
      
      

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      • Dead Calm with Nicole Kidman - ToshiroMeyers 17:33:09 07/17/04 (3)
        In Reply to: Re: Lets have some fun......cast this movie yourself....... posted by Dmitry on July 17, 2004 at 17:17:03:

        Dim,

        Yes, he did.

        Tosh "come here young lady while we discuss your acting career on the couch" Goldwyn
        "I think this place is restricted Wang, so don't tell them you're Jewish"
        
        

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        • Yep. The remake of a good Polanski's film Knife in the Water. - Victor Khomenko 18:40:24 07/17/04 (1)
          In Reply to: Dead Calm with Nicole Kidman posted by Toshiromeyers on July 17, 2004 at 17:33:09:

          As usually is the case, the original was far better. The remake was atrocious.
          

          
          
          
          

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          • What a lousy movie - even if Nicole looked well-fed - ToshiroMeyers 20:24:54 07/17/04 (0)
            In Reply to: Yep. The remake of a good Polanski's film Knife in the Water. posted by Victor Khomenko on July 17, 2004 at 18:40:24:

            Vic,

            I agree that it stunk.

            I watched "The Killing" on my new Goo Systems DIY screen tonight and I really like this film - every time that I see it. There is no doubt about how its going to end, but the look on Hayden's face as the money blows all over the tarmack in the wind is great.

            BTW - I know you already have a screen, but if you are ever looking for another very good screen for peanuts - I highly endorse the Goo Systems paint for DIY screens. It is labor intensive, but I am very happy with the results. With the money I saved, I was able to pick up a Sony HS20 projector and Denon DVD-5900 so the trade-off between that and a Stewart was well worth it.

            I used a piece of 3/4 MDF (veneered), which I sanded and primed numerous times until I was satisfied with the surface. 2 coats of Goo Digital Grey basecoat, 2 coats of Goo Digital Grey topcoat, upholstered frame to make it look official, and hanging bracket.

            Total Cost - $320 for 84" 16:9 screen

            It does weight a lot though which is going to make shipping interesting.

            Tosh
            "I think this place is restricted Wang, so don't tell them you're Jewish"
            
            

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        • Right you are! - Dmitry 18:07:50 07/17/04 (0)
          In Reply to: Dead Calm with Nicole Kidman posted by Toshiromeyers on July 17, 2004 at 17:33:09:

          Now I remember. So-so flick. No sharks even.

          Hey, both our signature lines are from the Caddishack! Ain't it cool. Must be the jewish thing.
          
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          Gunga-Galunga
          
          

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• Re: Lets have some fun......cast this movie yourself....... - TA 11:59:15 07/17/04 (0)
  In Reply to: Lets have some fun......cast this movie yourself....... posted by RC on July 17, 2004 at 02:09:33:

  Capt. Quint...? Samuel L. Jackson
  Chief Brody...? Denzel Washington
  M. Hooper.....? Don Cheadle
  
  "HEY" - BIG A
  
  

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• Re: Lets have some fun......cast this movie yourself....... - dwill123 10:49:53 07/17/04 (0)
  In Reply to: Lets have some fun......cast this movie yourself....... posted by RC on July 17, 2004 at 02:09:33:

  Police Chief Brody - Denzel Washington
  Quint - Billy Bob Thornton
  Matt Hooper - Joe Pantoliano
  
  

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• Re: Lets have some fun......cast this movie yourself....... - albee33 07:47:08 07/17/04 (0)
  In Reply to: Lets have some fun......cast this movie yourself....... posted by RC on July 17, 2004 at 02:09:33:

  Hopkins as Quint
  Stellan Skarsgard as Brody
  Ewan McGregor as Hooper
  Famke Jansen as Brody's wife (Hooper boffs her in this version)
  
  
  

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• Re: Lets have some fun......cast this movie yourself....... - EBerlin 06:43:20 07/17/04 (0)
  In Reply to: Lets have some fun......cast this movie yourself....... posted by RC on July 17, 2004 at 02:09:33:

  James van der Beek as Capt. Quint
  Karl Rove as Chief Brody
  Trey Anastasio as M. Hooper
  
  

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• Re: Lets have some fun......cast this movie yourself....... - rico 06:12:55 07/17/04 (0)
  In Reply to: Lets have some fun......cast this movie yourself....... posted by RC on July 17, 2004 at 02:09:33:

  Jack Nicholson as Quint, George Clooney as Brody, Toby Maquire as Hooper.
  
  

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• Re: Lets have some fun......cast this movie yourself....... - TAFKA Steve 04:01:53 07/17/04 (2)
  In Reply to: Lets have some fun......cast this movie yourself....... posted by RC on July 17, 2004 at 02:09:33:

  Rip Torn as Quint, because he was as salty as they get in "Freddy Got Fingered" and "Dodgeball."

  Samuel L. Jackson as Brody, because he deserves revenge after what happened to him in "Deep Blue Sea." Also, I just want to hear him say: "Just great, motherf*cker! You smashed the motherf*ckin' radio! Motherf*ckers are gonna need a bigger motherf*ckin' boat!"

  Jeri Ryan ("Seven of Nine") as Hooper, because I'm not gonna spend $8.50 at a theater to see Jon Lovitz in a skin-tight wetsuit.

  Jack Ryan as the Shark.

  Ahh, the Oscar buzz is already starting for this one!
  
  

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  • Re: Lets have some fun......cast this movie yourself....... - RC 14:53:44 07/17/04 (1)
    In Reply to: Re: Lets have some fun......cast this movie yourself....... posted by TAFKA Steve on July 17, 2004 at 04:01:53:

    Lots of cool casting ideas . Here is mine fwiw.

    Capt. Quint....Tommy lee Jones
    Chief Brody....William H Macy
    Matt Hooper....Brad Pitt

    As an added bonus! Britney Spears makes a cameo appearence as sharks very first victim. How many would pay to see miss Spears as a bikini-clad shark victim?
    Box office GOLD. It could not miss IMHO.
    
    

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    • Hey, this is fun! - Buckeye 16:26:00 07/17/04 (0)
      In Reply to: Re: Lets have some fun......cast this movie yourself....... posted by RC on July 17, 2004 at 14:53:44:

      
      So far, we've cast it old, young, black, absurd..

      let's cast it FEMME, and make some money!

      Quint: Kathy Bates (can't you see here at the helm, "sunning" herself?
      Brody: Susan Sarrandon

      ...and put Charlize Theron in the wetsuit. Also, have her "do" Sarrandon's husband as part of the film, played, of course, by Tim Robbins.

      The Shark could be played by Babs Streisand.

      The Mayor: Bette Midler

      Cameo beach person (and film's producer): Goldie Hawn

      I'd go see this...

      Great thread...give us more "re-castings!"

      Regards,

      Gary

      
      
      

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