Films/DVD Asylum

• The German "Ice Queen" Angela Baron Rules In.... - AudioHead 11:47:00 11/04/04 (0)
  In Reply to: Poll: who are some of your favorite porn actors / actresses posted by heidi2000 on October 22, 2004 at 17:50:40:

  "RoboFox". ~AH
  
  

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• Family Business - Larry S 16:07:36 10/25/04 (0)
  In Reply to: Poll: who are some of your favorite porn actors / actresses posted by heidi2000 on October 22, 2004 at 17:50:40:

  Makes me think of this nutty :) "reality" show on late night cable about a family run porn business. The guy's "professional" name is Seymore Butts lol The show's suprisingly funny (I especially the screw up Uncle Steve).
  
  

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• Aren't you in the least bit embarrassed that your list of "favorite" porn actors contains in excess of 25 individuals? - Dalton 19:33:39 10/23/04 (0)
  In Reply to: Poll: who are some of your favorite porn actors / actresses posted by heidi2000 on October 22, 2004 at 17:50:40:

  I mean, how much porn do you watch? I'd have a hard time coming up with a list of 25 favorite legitimate actors.
  
  

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• Only one can be favorite...Candidate for the Vice President (got you worried now, don't I?)... - late 14:49:58 10/23/04 (0)
  In Reply to: Poll: who are some of your favorite porn actors / actresses posted by heidi2000 on October 22, 2004 at 17:50:40:

  Marilyn Chambers
  
  

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• Re: Poll: who are some of your favorite porn actors / actresses - Gee LP 13:47:46 10/23/04 (0)
  In Reply to: Poll: who are some of your favorite porn actors / actresses posted by heidi2000 on October 22, 2004 at 17:50:40:

  Annette Haven, Traci Lords, and Ginger Lynn in the "classics" category, and Aurora Snow in the "current" category/

  Enjoyed John Leslie, Paul Thomas, Richard Pacheco, and Jamie Gillis back in the day.

  Remember films like "The Other Side of Julie" and "Nothing to Hide (Talk Dirty to Me, Part Two)? Porn with storylines and humor and enthusiastic acting. Not that I need storylines! "Barbara Broadcast" is also one of my favorites!

  I can still remember the first time I saw Traci Lords in "Talk Dirty to Me Part 3".
  
  

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• Re: Poll: who are some of your favorite porn actors / actresses - rico 11:28:04 10/23/04 (0)
  In Reply to: Poll: who are some of your favorite porn actors / actresses posted by heidi2000 on October 22, 2004 at 17:50:40:

  Melanie Stone does it for me.
  
  

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• How about the shock & awed couple... - Audiophilander 09:02:50 10/23/04 (1)
  In Reply to: Poll: who are some of your favorite porn actors / actresses posted by heidi2000 on October 22, 2004 at 17:50:40:

  ... our own VK & patrick? ;^)

  Their salad daze performances in an obscure European film as the Franco-Russian Roper & Ebert giving a wishbone dressing down of American cinema is genuinely memorable.

  As the dynamic duo of the grey poupon set, they leave the indelible impression of sipping wine on the Riviera and sunbathing on a beach in the South of France with a gathering crowd, only to be politely informed by a local gendarme that it is no longer a nude beach! Patrick, Big Vic's amiable side-kick, in his own inimitable fashion says to the uniformed officer: "I only came here for the waters" and the quick witted VK, known in some quarters as the Russian Bare, then adds "we must've been misinformed!" At which point the gendarme promptly arrests them both for making a scene and butchering yet another popular American film!

  Not a pretty mental image perhaps, but a delightfully humorous concept nonetheless. Of course, if this classic scenario was ever filmed at all it has long since been lost like so many other unsung masterpieces, but pornography, being a less-is-more medium, is a field measured in inches or centimeters rather than footage. There is no moral to this story, thank goodness, but it does suggest that comedy can cover up most of the genre's shortcomings! :o)

  Cheers,
  AuPh

  Disclaimer: This synopsis is not meant to represent any person or actor, living or deceased, or anyone who, thinking they can act, have only had walk-on roles in one of George Romero's zombie flicks. No offense was ever intended in this ribbing; if you're offended, get a life or another walk-on part. This is a message from AuPh and I approve of this message.
  
  

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  • Bravo! Please start on the screenplay immediately. - mr grits 10:07:11 10/23/04 (0)
    In Reply to: How about the shock & awed couple... posted by Audiophilander on October 23, 2004 at 09:02:50:

    I think a cosmopolitan Laurel and Hardy approach would be best.

    
    ( huh? )
    
    

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• Re: Poll: who are some of your favorite porn actors / actresses - dwill123 08:10:53 10/23/04 (0)
  In Reply to: Poll: who are some of your favorite porn actors / actresses posted by heidi2000 on October 22, 2004 at 17:50:40:

  Pamela Anderson, Tonya Harding & Paris Hilton.
  
  

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• The Bush twins: don't miss 'em in "Oval Orifice." nt - tinear 05:15:15 10/23/04 (1)
  In Reply to: Poll: who are some of your favorite porn actors / actresses posted by heidi2000 on October 22, 2004 at 17:50:40:

  adfg
  
  

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  • Your perverted fantasy. Actually, Clinton lived his fantasy...BJ in the OO. (nt - dennzio 08:29:53 10/23/04 (0)
    In Reply to: The Bush twins: don't miss 'em in "Oval Orifice." nt posted by tinear on October 23, 2004 at 05:15:15:

    nt
    
    

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• Lusty porn starlets! - CQ DX 00:02:15 10/23/04 (3)
  In Reply to: Poll: who are some of your favorite porn actors / actresses posted by heidi2000 on October 22, 2004 at 17:50:40:

  Ginger Lynn, Amber Lynn, Vanessa DelRio, Shana McCullough, Taija Rae, Teri Weigel, Sharon Mitchell, Seka, Aunt Peg, Keisha, Tracy Adams, Traci Lords, Mauvais, Charli Waters, Porsche Lynn, Lisa DeLeuww, Hyapatia Lee, etc. etc. etc.
  
  

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  • Re: Lusty porn starlets! - Heidi2000 06:53:17 10/23/04 (2)
    In Reply to: Lusty porn starlets! posted by CQ DX on October 23, 2004 at 00:02:15:

    Good choice, here are a few more: Aja, Rene Morgan, Rene Tyffany, Ashylyn Gere, Megan Leigh (who died from succidal), Zara Whites, Bridgetta Monroe, April West, Christie Barrington, Barbara Dare, Tabatha Fox, Kim Spies, Jade East, Cassie Rona, Brittany Stryker, Buffy Davis, Tammy Hart, Angela Baron, Linda Reeves, Shirley McCracken, Camilla Franklin, Shirley Woods, Lynn Lucas, Kelly Stuart, Tori Wells, Victoria Paris, Ali Moore, Susan Hart, Kari Fox, Keli Richards, Erica Boyer, Melissa Melendez.

    I would stay away from the VIVID stuff.
    
    
    

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    • That group is drawing social security! I can't deal with the scarves. n - mr grits 09:39:16 10/24/04 (0)
      In Reply to: Re: Lusty porn starlets! posted by heidi2000 on October 23, 2004 at 06:53:17:

      n
      ( huh? )
      
      

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    • Re: Keli Richards - CQ DX 12:05:09 10/23/04 (0)
      In Reply to: Re: Lusty porn starlets! posted by heidi2000 on October 23, 2004 at 06:53:17:

      OH YEAH BABY!!! HOW COULD I FORGET THE PORN QUEEN OF THE NEW YAWK ACCENTS, MS. KELI RICHARDS!!!! I HAD SEEN HER IN A FEW FILMS, AND ONE COMES TO MIND WITH 'RAMBONE'. SHE WAS A DP HOUND!!!!

      "OH... YESSS... DO ME 'HAHDUH... FASTA.... HAHDUH!!!' LOL!!!
      
      

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• Actors? You're kidding, right? - danj 23:01:38 10/22/04 (0)
  In Reply to: Poll: who are some of your favorite porn actors / actresses posted by heidi2000 on October 22, 2004 at 17:50:40:

  
  
  

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