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Ebert ranted indignently about the degradation of Isabella
Roselinni after she reluctantly appeared nude in the porch scene toward
the end of David Lynch's film "Blue Velvet". Now he condones "Scary Movie". Remember, he loved Wes Craven's "The
Last House On The Left" and gave it a 4* rating, citing its significant social value.
Russ said Roger Ebert enjoyed hanging around with him because he got to have sex with some really beautiful women from the "casting couch".(Warning: Those of you prone to nausea and vomiting should not continue reading this!)
His favorite memory of Ebert was watching him sit on the side of a pool getting oral sex from a beautiful "actress" and barking happily like a greased seal!
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On the commentary track on the "Beneath The Valley Of The Ultravixens" laserdisc, Russ Meyer talks about how infatuated Ebert was with "Junkyard Sal". The potential love child from this union staggers the imagination and may have proven that Darwin was wrong.
As you know "oxy" has a Greek origin, meaning acute, sharp etc. and
is commonly associated chemically with oxygen. Well, the story has it
that Ebert suffered brain damage as an infant from oxygen deprivation,
and in spite of his disability, due to his unusual gift of gab, was able to
weasel his way into cinematic criticism. The irony is that he won a
Pulitzer Prize for his work!
In retrospect, I would change "walking" to "sitting". - AH
...its always worth remebering that he wrote the script for Russ Meyer's "Beyond the Valley of the Dolls".Enough said.
joe
It also pays to remember that "Beyond the Valley of the Dolls" ranked as one of the top 10 video rental titles in America in 1999.People vote with their dollars and the votes are in: give us sex and violence, the more the better! (ya want fries with that?)
Ta, I'm off to get a v-chip implanted in my brain.
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