Films/DVD Asylum

Posted by SR (i) on July 14, 2000 at 09:48:54:

So after CB Demille dies he goes to his lovely new home in heaven. One day St Peter comes to visit and tells CB that God wants him to do a film for him. God says that CB did such a good job with the Bible stories he wants him to make one more. CB protests saying he's retired,in fact he's dead and he's already done his part to glorify God. St Peter says just think though, making this movie in heaven means unlimited budget and casting possibilities. You know says CB that is right, I will do it. I want Shakespeare for the screenplay and Michelangelo for the sets. Beethoven will compose the score. For my leading man I want to use Richard Burton and for my
leading lady I want....wait, wait says St Peter(pause) God has this girl..

Steve