Films/DVD Asylum

Posted by jbmcb (A) on April 29, 2005 at 12:00:29

In Reply to: yes but I'm not proud of it posted by tunenut on April 29, 2005 at 09:18:36:

I've watched all three, and am watching season 4. Watching it on DVD is the way to go, no commercials.

Here are the rules for 24:

1. Background checks on CTU agents are not required.

2. Only send two or three agents to the homes/offices of potential terrorist suspects, as the terrorists will never show up there.

3. Never cover all exits to a building, the terrorist will probably walk right out the front door. You'll probably nab them inside, anyway.

4. Don't bother calling local police to set up a perimiter, it's faster for you to drive there, no matter how far away in LA it is.

5. You can hack into a computer through anything, a phone line, a power cord, anything.

6. Be careful with nuclear power plants, 'cause apparently the physical safeguards against meltdown can be bypassed over the internet.

7. Internal security at CTU itself is unnecessary, as terrorists would *never* want to attack it. Several times.

8. Use of personal cell phones at CTU is prohibited, but don't worry, everyone uses them anyway.

9. Regardless of his years of experience and proven track record, Jack Bauer has no idea what he's doing, so you should ignore any of his suggestions.

10. Computers at CTU are very, VERY high maintainance. All backups, drive swaps, network monitoring and configuration must be done by hand, as CTU has no IT department.

11. After a terrorist threat, or even attack, extra security at federal installations is not required. All business should be conducted as normal.

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