Films/DVD Asylum

Steven Soderbergh to remake the Da Vinci Code... honest!

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Wouldn't that be lovely?

Except it'll be called the DiCaprio Code and will star George Clooney and Julia Roberts and be a cat - sjb 07:47:01 05/22/06 (0)
and mouse thriller trying to prove that Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston secretly had a son before splitting up. The first clue will be a picture Leonardo Doodled onto a coktail napkin that looked like Jennifer Aniston with a sly secret twinkle in her eye. The movie will involve a long chase through rooms at the Beverly Hills Hotel trying to track down THE set of sheets. A group called Jolie-Dei will have the UN trying to stop them. It will, of course, be shot with hand held mini dv cams.

"Except for the point, the still point, There would be no dance, and there is only the dance. " T.S. Eliot
Opie to remake "Birth of a Nation"! * - mr grits 11:59:18 05/20/06 (1)
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Ex nihilo, nihil fit . . .
- By Michael Moore. (nt) - Victor Khomenko 12:32:52 05/20/06 (0)
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