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In Reply to: The aroma of smoldering herringbone tweed: I smell a law-suit heating up. (nt) posted by Audiophilander on November 10, 2006 at 13:16:32:
Audiophilander,I'm glad to see someone pursuing their rights when a movie becomes successful!
Not only was Harry Potter obviously based exactly on my Osteopath's daughter, Diedre- who has a scar and I manage for 10%- Matt Damon's character in "Good Will Hunting" was based on my niece's boyfriend "Spud", and Thorton's character in "Sling Blade" was lifted intact from the hilarious "Henry Kissinger recites Shakepseare"- which was entirely my idea. Also, I had the concept of the "The Matrix" the moment I heard Ronald Reagan was re-elected- and think I may deserve some compensation for that. Further, the story of "Dances with Wolves"- that exact sequence of events happened to my older brother, who is an exotic dancer in Amsterdam- exact story- and this was published in "Het voorenggegoen Dijk Bluasch-SEXY/BOOM" of October, 1989- giving plenty of time to be stolen for the movie.
And- Nostradamus predicted a film producer will owe me substantial money for the idea for a movie involving Japanese bears that change into superheroes with all the powers of a human. I'm confident this prediction will come true.
-There's just no respect for intellectual properties without occassional dramatic lawsuits from the loonies. Good publicity too,..
Cheers,
Bambi B
Follow Ups:
...After the tawdry and nefarious interactions that everyone knew about the owner of the deli on my street and his three plotting daughters.These things were commonly known and there's just no doubt that the great Bard saw into the future and received his inspiration from these three girls and their tragic father. Do you think it's an accident that their names were Regan, Cordelia and Beth (well, he altered that one a little just to avoid the appearance of impropriety)?
Shakespeare was a well known psychic of the time and it would have been child's play for him to peer into the future to do this. Indeed, his ability to see future events had him investing in Google the day after it went public at a share price of $75. Most people don't know that's how he amassed his great wealth. They mistakenly think it had something to do with his writing.
People are just so gullible!
I demand compensation for the good deli owner and his daughters. Let them in on the King Lear money!
:o)
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