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• Wow. Hadn't realized your wife allows you to make PMS jokes. - Dalton 19:04:32 11/11/06 (4)
  In Reply to: Your time of the month, Victor? (nt) posted by Audiophilander on November 11, 2006 at 16:52:24:

  Aren't you afraid that if she sees your quip she might beat the seat of those faux leather trousers raw?
  
  

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  • LOL! Naw, but you've assumed three things without the apparent knowledge or maturity to insert an opinion: - Audiophilander 22:06:29 11/11/06 (3)
    In Reply to: Wow. Hadn't realized your wife allows you to make PMS jokes. posted by Dalton on November 11, 2006 at 19:04:32:

    1) that I'd ever wear FAUX leather (that may be your's & Victor's preference, but not mine; I don't even have vinyl LPs anymore), ...

    2) that you, thinking like a child, still consider spanking only as punishment (LOL! Hello? Earth to Dalton: Why would an adult male be afraid of a spanking from an adult female? Leather, ...remember?), and...

    3) that Victor doesn't need Midol just because he's more prone to exclamation points than periods; keep in mind that in spite of a spotty record, he seems very out of sorts over Crimson Tide!

    As (I hope) you can see, my comment was merely light sarcasm (a tampoon, so to speak) directed at Victor, not pointed at the fairer sex in any way shape or form. Even though I'm not running for any elective orafice, I'm confident that my wife would approve of this message and probably even sponsor it!

    Now, isn't it past your bed time? ;^)

    Cheers,
    AuPh

    
    
    

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    • Re: Wait until you find out that you " orafice " is just another word for " orifice "--- - patrickU 02:14:48 11/12/06 (2)
      In Reply to: LOL! Naw, but you've assumed three things without the apparent knowledge or maturity to insert an opinion: posted by Audiophilander on November 11, 2006 at 22:06:29:

      But don´t wait until you find out what is the whereabout of " asshole "....It is just one of them...
      
      

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      • Ummmm, ... - Audiophilander 22:47:18 11/13/06 (1)
        In Reply to: Re: Wait until you find out that you " orafice " is just another word for " orifice "--- posted by patrickU on November 12, 2006 at 02:14:48:

        ...it was intentionally sarcastic and the urban slang spelling intentional, mon ami. Sorry if you didn't get it, but it probably loses something in translation. Here, try this:

        AuPh

        
        

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        • Re: Ummmm, ... - patrickU 01:54:14 11/14/06 (0)
          In Reply to: Ummmm, ... posted by Audiophilander on November 13, 2006 at 22:47:18:

          My last words should I show you that I knew the meaning under the wrong spelling.
          
          

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