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was anyone really captivated by this?
Craig is wooden. I am disappointed, especially after reading about his thespian prowess on the English stage. He exhibited the range of... a British Josh Hartnett. Okay, perhaps a tad more.
S P O I L E R:
First off, Chris Connell crooning the title song? Gimme a break. And the song was irritating, at best. Where's ol' Tom when you need him?
The scene in the Casino? A classic!
Of boredom. Only folks that think tv poker is exciting will stay awake as a 24-hour poker game seems to last a week.
The stunts? Well, we've seen them all. The problem, in a nutshell, is that when one expends a massive amount on a stunt, it must be given it's fair share of time, whether or not it sinks the film as efficiently as a building... on the Grand Canal in Venice. That scene shows the problem with the film: five mini-climaxes exhaust the viewer before the arrival of the "real" one. Kind of like having that many appetizers, rich ones at that, before the lukewarm entree hits the table.
Craig has a wonderful figure and all but... why do we see so much more of men's physiques now in film than attractive female's? Are the producers of the new Bond film... gay? Is Craig being pitched to a "diverse" crowd?
In attempting to make this a "serious" Bond film they failed by keeping most of the problems in the earlier efforts but they also eliminated the pieces that kept it a bit interesting: Bond's humor and the gadgets.
The plot was so convoluted, as well, that instead of the listed three writers (usually a sign of problems), it resembled more a cake with ten bakers a warring.
Oh, did I mention the myriad fight scenes?
The Asian martial arts guys have elevated the bar. This film attempts to turn back the clock but all I could think was how much better Connery was in his historic battle in the rail car.
Come to think of it, Craig has more than a passing resemblance to that guy...
Follow Ups:
excess.
The producers and director felt it necessary to match contemporary exaggerations in film which, TO ME, are a major weakness of the current action genre.
Imagine, if you will, Bullitt with that chase scene lasting three times longer, and it being but one of five.
That film was everything Casino is not: tense, well-edited, LEAN, and exciting.
I enjoyed Casino Royale but found its faults overwhelming and, therefore, the enormous amount of praise shocking. To say it's a marvelous film, compared to its post-Connery predecessors, is to damn with an historic amount of faint praise.
(In light of the chair scene, are we to assume Bond, in the sequels, will now be a soprano?)
Notice this is the first Bond book and he gets screwed over by the object of his desire . . . now we will understand his "womanizing ways" in the future episodes.Craig is what Fleming had in mind. Orphan, narcissist, ready to explode.
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was anyone really captivated by this?I was.
Craig is wooden.
No he wasn't. The film more the sufficiently justified the redefinition of Bond in the direction of cold, calculated brutality and away from the former flip, suave/foppish, no-stakes, campy, catoon action.
I am disappointed, especially after reading about his thespian prowess on the English stage.
See some of Craig's other performances. He's quite an actor: it just so happens that this thespian is playing a Bond who isn't a thespian.
He exhibited the range of... a British Josh Hartnett. Okay, perhaps a tad more.
Had he exhibited the range you seem to have wanted from him, he would have presented (and the film pretty well addressed this: remember, if you were paying attention, the exchanges about coldness, "armor," and the capacity to kill) a paradoxical monster. It was high time the Bond films got a little serious about violence instead of treating it in the flip fashion of the campy, sub-Playboy universe of the former franchise entries.
S P O I L E R:
First off, Chris Connell crooning the title song? Gimme a break. And the song was irritating, at best.TOTAL AGREEMENT
I always thought Portis Head or just a solo Beth Gibbons could have turned in a great Bond theme. Can't win them all.
Where's ol' Tom when you need him?
He would have been a total misfit for this re-vamped Bond world, whose laws work differently than those of the previous films. If anything can be said to have rewritten the terms for action spy thrillers, it's the Bourne movies. Sadly, they're saddled with that horrible Moby theme song. Can't win them all.
The scene in the Casino? A classic!
Of boredom.Rim shot!
Only folks that think tv poker is exciting will stay awake as a 24-hour poker game seems to last a week.
I don't think "24 hour" poker (or shorter) is exciting, and I thought the poker scenes here were just fine. Your hyperbole isn't true to my experience of these scenes.
The stunts? Well, we've seen them all.
You wanted more explosions and fast cars with cloaking divices instead? And where have we seen a chase sequence like that? I thought bringing in an athlete for a parkour display was a nice touch.
The problem, in a nutshell, is that when one expends a massive amount on a stunt, it must be given it's fair share of time, whether or not it sinks the film as efficiently as a building... on the Grand Canal in Venice. That scene shows the problem with the film: five mini-climaxes exhaust the viewer before the arrival of the "real" one.
What are you talking about? Which mini climaxes? What's a "real" climax? You mean the series of conflicts and escapes prior to the collapsing building on the Grand Canal?
Kind of like having that many appetizers, rich ones at that, before the lukewarm entree hits the table.
Uhh. Well (SPOILER!!!) they needed some way to kill the love interest without disfiguring her, so some manner of drowning (brought about here by a collapsing building on the Grand Canal) serving as finale for a seeming double-cross/intrigue we may or may not have suspected and which bond certainly didn't, seemed just fine to me. What did you want? I'm trying to figure out what the sensibilities of the previous Bond films would have offered by way of improvement rather than by way of plausibility-stretching outlandishness (relatively speaking, of course).
Craig has a wonderful figure and all but... why do we see so much more of men's physiques now in film than attractive female's? Are the producers of the new Bond film... gay?
Good Lord.
Is Craig being pitched to a "diverse" crowd?
Quite possibly. Since it's women who get wet over Conery and Brosnan (and Moore?), and since, you know, times change and modern men can be assumed not to squirm in the face of equal opportunity appeals to sexuality.... What's your complaint? And Eva Green tops any Bond girl you can name: if you're upset there wasn't more of her, you can get your fill with The Dreamers; if you wish there'd been pointless beddings by the way, again: this is not MY MOTHER'S James Bond.
Note, by the way, how self-conscious the film was to separate itself from those old sensibilities: the exchanges between Craig and Green about whether or not he views women as mere conquests; the subversion of the old-Bond formula by ordering champaigne and caviar for one when he suddenly has more pressing matters to attend to than sex. For shame, Mr. Bond! Priorities!
In attempting to make this a "serious" Bond film they failed by keeping most of the problems in the earlier efforts
I thought those earlier problems were pretty obviously replaced by later ones.
but they also eliminated the pieces that kept it a bit interesting: Bond's humor and the gadgets.
Wait. Didn't you mean to say "the pieces that made the old films tiresome"?
The plot was so convoluted, as well, that instead of the listed three writers (usually a sign of problems), it resembled more a cake with ten bakers a warring.
Are you saying you had a hard time following the plot? Didn't seem convoluted to me--not in a bad way at least. I thought it was merely "not simplistic." Citing the number of writers as some kind of short hand proof anyway seems specious to me.
Oh, did I mention the myriad fight scenes?
The Asian martial arts guys have elevated the bar.Huh? You wanted Jackie Chan? Jet Li? This film's patent, programatic effort was to inject realism back into the franchise (if there ever was any in the first place--evil roadside assassins with ... scorpians! Oooo! Buzz saws! Ooooo!), which it did quite well. When's the last time a Bond had to nurse his wounds in a hotel room or change his bloodied clothes or return to the poker table with bruised and scraped knuckles? You seem to be pining for the cartoon self parodies that were this film's predecessors.
This film attempts to turn back the clock
And here I thought you were arguing for a turning back of the clock.
but all I could think was how much better Connery was in his historic battle in the rail car.
Please. And while we're at it, let's bring back Western saloon brawls.
Come to think of it, Craig has more than a passing resemblance to that guy...
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the 007 of Ian Fleming's books. Craig is charmless, wooden, and has no idea of how to treat a woman: rolling around on the carpet? As I said, "high schoolish."
If I say "go back and re-visit Dr. No if you wish to see a flesh and blood hero and a film made for an adult audience" you'd mistakenly go on and on about how I was expecting a re-hash.
I don't realize if you unfairly argue purposefully or out of lack of skill?
Anyhow, the best martial arts films of the past years have elevated the skill factor of filmed fights. CR's are overly loud (a punch sounds nothing like a steel hammer smashing onto a large metallic surface with a microphone next to it). Here again, you create yet another false analogy, the Jackie Chan strawman.
CR is a film geared to adolescent boys at whom these sorts of movies Hollywood targets. Not too much sex (to offend the parents or get, horrors, a "17" rating).
Lots of explosions and chases.
Now, if you wish to see a real blonde hitman, rent the original "The Day of the Jackal."
That character has everything Craig's Bond does not but exactly is what Fleming had in mind: mysterious, cold-blooded, and an experierenced hand with beautiful women.
What martial arts films are you talking about? The only ones a film like CR should be taking any cues from are the Bourne movies and, yes, Steven Segal movies (whose only real virtue is their authentic fight scenes. Jackie Chan was sarcasm; Jet Li wasn't. Are you arguing for Hong-Kong stylings? Those films may raise the bar, but not for films aspiring to any semblance of realism. I thought the opening bathroom brawl was refreshing, esp. for a Bond film; I esp. thought that of the fight in the stairwell, the seriousness of which was underscored both by Bond's not having come away unscathed and by Green's character's subsequent trauma.CR is a film geared to adolescent boys at whom these sorts of movies Hollywood targets. Not too much sex (to offend the parents or get, horrors, a "17" rating).
It's a popular offering that has actually added some maturity to the original Bond films, which were geared to adolescent, Playboy-reading, Heffner-wannabe, attic jerk-offs.
Now, if you wish to see a real blonde hitman, rent the original "The Day of the Jackal."
"Blonde hitman" is a category? He's to be judged against the assassin in Day of the Jackel (who demonstrates what kind of range ?) because of the color of his hair? Weird.
That character has everything Craig's Bond does not but exactly is what Fleming had in mind: mysterious, cold-blooded, and an experierenced hand with beautiful women.
That assassin could not have convincingly won any of the brawls Craig's was involved in. You're arguing for updated fight scenes, which CR had, while arguing for a style of actor not at all equal to them.
And in fact we don't know anything about Craig's Bond's hand with beautiful women, and though the old "Oh James!" convention could, I guess, have cleared doubts, we can guess at Green's character's satisfaction. But forget his hand! We're left to wonder at his pinky!
As for rolling around on carpets: are they reserved instead for not-so-beautiful women? "Beautiful" women have special needs others don't? Some people, men or women, beautiful or not, but fit and adventurous enough and free of orthopedic concerns, like alternative locations for their love-making, or, as is often the case, even for beautiful people, raw, physical sex-having, which often goes hand-in-hand with the danger and excitement of marital infidelity. Quibbling with carpets? Please. You're reaching.
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I just KNEW when I saw you post on this that it would be negative.
I for one was capticated and think it the best Bond film ever.
"I just KNEW when I saw you post on this that it would be negative."You ain't the only one.
"I for one was capticated and think it the best Bond film ever."
Now I know I will have to see it sooner than later.
Not having seen the film, I will not comment on it. But I have read this post, and so will comment on it:"was anyone really captivated by this?"
Define captivated. If you mean liked or enjoyed, then I assume this was a rhetorical question, because, if you have the ability to read, you know full well that the film has been well received here.
"Craig is wooden. I am disappointed, especially after reading about his thespian prowess on the English stage. He exhibited the range of... a British Josh Hartnett"
An actor acts to the part they are playing. An actor bring the same presentation to Shakespeare than they would to Bond? You know less than I thought.
"Only folks that think tv poker is exciting will stay awake as a 24-hour poker game seems to last a week."
There you go with the insults again. You a republican? Poker on television is not exciting, it is cerebral, much as chess is not exciting, but is cerebral, and appreciated by those smart enough to enjoy.
"Are the producers of the new Bond film... gay? Is Craig being pitched to a "diverse" crowd?"
And this is a critism? Odd. I thought you, a liberal, believed in pitching an inclusive tent. Confirms my suspicion that your life and beliefs have less to do with liberalism that Victor's.
It seems your "opinions" are intended to disagree with others. I suspect you were probably beat up a lot on the playground, or the last picked to play hoops. Get over it.
...would explain his discomfort with gays, I wonder?
I enjoyed this movie, but I wasn't captivated by it. I do think Craig is the best Bond since Connery, but that's not saying much, considering the competition. Roger Moore was never to my liking, and Brosnan was simply too wimpy--he didn't scare anybody with his physical prowess--he had none.I thought there was little chemistry between Craig and Green. My wife, no fan of action movies, even remarked that Craig was unconvincing in his proclamation of love! I guess he was just actin' . . .
In fact, I preferred the other beauty (Caterina Murino) who was snuffed out earlier in the film--what a waste.
I did like Craig's physicality, whatever that means. But he was kind of a brute, and not what I would consider a "thinking man's Bond." Connery was cool; Craig left me in the cold.
P.S. And some of the action scenes/fights just went on waaaaayyy toooo loooonnnnggg for my liking.
couldn't spell "Bollinger" (or Grande Annee, for that matter) if his 00 status depended on it.
A major problem with the film is illustrated in the first scene: a seemingly endless fight in... a restroom? Is this some sort of ironic thrust at previous efforts wherein beginning scenes traditionally have been jaw-dropping? Didn't work.
Then, that truly INTERMINABLE foot chase scene after the black guy with the disfigured face. How many times did the poor stuntman have to jump on that girder? How many jumps from height?
The scene at the embassy? Embarrassing. Twenty guys with auto weapons pointed at Bond and he pulls out his little gun and KABOOM! Right.
Why not just kill the guy earlier? Oh yeah, I forgot: chase opportunity!
And that previous with the mongoose and the cobra shows another problem: it was so obviously faked that it self-destructed.
Villains: none really that bad. And enough facial problems to employ a team of medical specialists: facial disfigurement; bloody eye catarracts; some eye problem necessitating one darkened eye lens: did the American Opthomological Institute underwrite this film with an assist from plastic surgeons' guild?
The fights: it's obvious that, for all his marvelous muscles, this Bond can't fight. Every fight was a 15-rounder, yet he popped up, fresh as a daisy from each.
The scene at the airport?
NO imagination. Attack a jet with a loaded fuel tanker? I suppose that's okay for a run of the mill Hollywood film but one expects more brilliance from an arch villain. I think that "action" sequence lasted longer than the entire Keanu/Bollock runaway bus film, didn't it?
I've already remarked on the collapsing building so I needn't flay that, again.
WRITING. WRITING. WRITING.
Without it, no film gets too far and here's a perfect example.
One last point: Bond is supposed to be a sexual animal, no?
He rolls around like a high-schooler with Caterina and, for all we know, never consummates: censorship? Then, he has a longish plebeian relationship with the other. C'mon. That's what regular guys go through, not a Bond...
but the rest of the movie was quite good IMHO. It was a bit long and now that you made me think about it, they could have done a better (and shorter) job with skyscraper/embassy scene and the airport scene. Otherwise, I enjoyed the movie immensely. It did make me want to consider reading the book again.
I'll grant that the openning scene was a little lame, but not for the reason you proffered. My problem was believing that the bathroom brawl was just the Craig-Bond's first kill and that confering the double "0" status was dependent upon two confirmed kills. It's just a little too 'cute' an idea making the openning assignment into a successful 'job interview.' Otherwise, the film was excellent.> > > "Why not just kill the guy earlier? Oh yeah, I forgot: chase opportunity!" < < <
You must've gone out for popcorn and missed part of the scene. Bond needed to bring this target in alive if at all possible because of the information he was carrying. Killing him was not a desired option except as a last resort.
> > > "...bloody eye catarracts; some eye problem necessitating one darkened eye lens: did the American Opthomological Institute underwrite this film with an assist from plastic surgeons' guild?" < < <
Same villain, or did you miss the fact that the earlier assassination was a set-up?
> > > "The fights: it's obvious that, for all his marvelous muscles, this Bond can't fight. Every fight was a 15-rounder, yet he popped up, fresh as a daisy from each." < < <
He was fighting very determined bad guys; as for popping up 'fresh as a daisy' Craig's character did reflect the injuries, both in terms of facial lascerations and the difficult recuperation after that ball-busting 'chair torture' which for decorum's sake we won't get into. BTW, all Bonds typically pop-up fresh as a daisy; it's the nature of 007, don't you think? :o)
> > > "NO imagination. Attack a jet with a loaded fuel tanker? I suppose that's okay for a run of the mill Hollywood film but one expects more brilliance from an arch villain. I think that "action" sequence lasted longer than the entire Keanu/Bollock runaway bus film, didn't it?
I've already remarked on the collapsing building so I needn't flay that, again." < < <The idea was to manipulate the stock market through the destruction of a proto-type airliner (which BTW, actually exists, and was not concocted just for the film); the suspense was effectively achieved, IMO, and tieing it into the 9/11 conspiracy theory about global terrorism being just one pice of a larger puzzle involving a marketing sham was brilliant, IMO.
Also, I kind of liked the collapsing building in Venice effects; I think that this whole sequence was very well done even if it was a trifle artificial in the stretched out suspense department.
> > > "One last point: Bond is supposed to be a sexual animal, no?" < < <
Yes, and no. My suggestion: read Ian Fleming's novels before critiquing the new Bond character (as re-envisioned) too harshly.
> > > "He rolls around like a high-schooler with Caterina and, for all we know, never consummates: censorship? Then, he has a longish plebeian relationship with the other. C'mon. That's what regular guys go through, not a Bond..." < < <
As I stated below, this Bond is more like a killing machine, focused more on the mission than himself, and borderline psychotic at times. He approaches each assignment with dogged determination; he doesn't fool around, he's all business. It's just a different take on the character, even to the point of displaying his personal flaws, self-doubts and need for affirmation by his superiors. The Craig-Bond takes himself and his job very seriously to the point of reckless independent action in order to set things straight when he screws up and gets his ear's boxed by M.
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I found the Len Deighton books their equal but the films far superior. See The Ipcress File if you wish to see a really brilliant film with a sensational young Michael Caine showing what a REAL secret agent is like.
You found the initial chase scene wonderful, that's your prerogative: you do agree it repetitive or were you fascinated by the eight different jumps to the steel framing? Did you count how many leaps and boundings? Geesh!
All the fights poorly were staged and filmed, the chase scenes were ridiculously over-long and the entire film, because of the director's habit of dragging out EVERY DRAMATIC EVENT to the maximum, weaved and stumbled its bloated body to the finish line.
Zero suspense. Or Less Than Zero.
Bond was a gentleman and a high-ranking officer. This guy acted like a drill sergeant.
Bond was a suave womanizer. This guy mugged and leered.
Bond, in the novels, had many fights but he wasn't Rambo or a Schwartnegger character: he got hurt, spent time in hospital.
Cardiact arrest and return to the game? Gimme a break.
You liked the card game? Hell, it lasted as long in real time as film time. Boring doesn't tell the story.
The guy in Venice with the green glass lens and the other clear one was the same villain as Mr. Bloody Tears? Shock! At no time did the director show him clearly enough. Of course, by that point ennui had reduced my attention span: how many times did we see the building begin to sink, centimeter by centimeter.
Also, you thought the scene with the gas truck was exciting? How many times did he crawl back into the truck and resume the fight?
Finally, this Bond spent so much time RUNNING I thought I had walked into "The Marathon Man."
> > > "I found the Len Deighton books their equal but the films far superior. See The Ipcress File if you wish to see a really brilliant film with a sensational young Michael Caine showing what a REAL secret agent is like." < < <Seen 'em and like 'em, but we were discussing James Bond, which is a different kind of secret agent film designed around the action hero motif; I'd no more compare Len Deighton's Harry Palmer character to James Bond than compare Caine's portrayal of Palmer to James Coburn's in the Flint series.
> > > "You found the initial chase scene wonderful" < < <
Enjoyable for an action film? Yes! Wonderful is more subjective. The elevated chase and escape wasn't so over the top as to be implausible given the physical prowess of Craig's Bond abd desperation of his target although the Embessy gun battle and creative means escape using an explosion as cover did push the believeability envelope somewhat.
> > > "All the fights poorly were staged and filmed, the chase scenes were ridiculously over-long and the entire film, because of the director's habit of dragging out EVERY DRAMATIC EVENT to the maximum, weaved and stumbled its bloated body to the finish line.
Zero suspense. Or Less Than Zero." < < <Baloney. Sorry tinear but I have to disagree; I've seen better staged fights and I've seen worse staged fights, but Craig's performance in Casino Royale provided sufficient tension for me, my wife and the audience in the theater where we caught the screening.
> > > "Bond was a gentleman and a high-ranking officer. This guy acted like a drill sergeant." < < <
Ummm, different interpretation, a re-envisioning of the character; you either go with it or you don't; you obviously didn't.
> > > "Bond was a suave womanizer. This guy mugged and leered." < < <
As I stated in my earlier post and above, it's an intentional re-envisioning. This Bond is much more about getting the job done for Queen and country with as little getting in the way of it as possible. He's quite literally a killing machine who is capable of making mistakes, but isn't quite as prone to being caught with his pants down on the job due to an overactive libido.
> > > "Bond, in the novels, had many fights but he wasn't Rambo or a Schwartnegger character: he got hurt, spent time in hospital.
Cardiact arrest and return to the game? Gimme a break." < < <He was injured and spent time in the hospital recuperating, and while the cardiac arrest and rapid recovery after poisoning may seem implausible, it wasn't beyond the pale (pun intended).
> > > "You liked the card game?" < < <
Hey, it wasn't as long or boring as you make it out to be, and Bond's initial loss humanized the character somewhat as it displayed his personal weakness (vanity & arrogance) and the limits of his self-reliance.
> > > "The guy in Venice with the green glass lens and the other clear one was the same villain as Mr. Bloody Tears? Shock! At no time did the director show him clearly enough. Of course, by that point ennui had reduced my attention span: how many times did we see the building begin to sink, centimeter by centimeter." < < <
Tell you what, I won't critisize your short-attention span if you'll quit trying to put words in my mouth with rhetorical questions like those above and below:
> > > "Also, you thought the scene with the gas truck was exciting? How many times did he crawl back into the truck and resume the fight?" < < <
Exciting is a subjective assessment that varies from person to person. I thought that the scene was pretty good albeit stretched out a bit too much straining suspension of disbelief (with the leaking fuel and all the gunfire around it that jet fuel truck probably would've blown up making both Bond and the terrorist driver crispy critters much earlier). That said, what I liked best about this scene was the subtle subtext that even 9/11 could've been set-up by international terrorists, arms dealers and/or unscrupulous investors to make large sums of money off of a catastrophic event in order to pursue their agendas. This movie had a lot more going on than just a clever high-rolling arms dealer trying to cash in on a plummeting stock through an orchestrated event, but what the heck, to each his own.
AuPh
Bond shoots compressed tanks.
They (the three Hemingways) couldn't envision another scenario?
But really, no one, including me, went into the theater expecting high art. I just wanted a pulse-pounding, inventive, couple of hour entertainment.
What I got was the most prosaic of Bond films, location-wise. Not unexpectedly, since the entire budget must have gone to endless chase scenes and special effects.
Not only that, the action sequences showed no ability to BUILD tension. One example: after that ludicrously long up the crane, down the crane near opening scene, we end up at the embassy. Believable that James could tear around it so easily? Shoot it up with his pea-shooter facing several dozen guys with AUTOMATIC rifles? One word: Mogadishu. Third-world guys can shoot, too.
At some point, Connery's Bond has deteriorated into fantasy. I don't recall having completely to suspend belief in ANY of his films.
Craig is 007 Spiderman or Batman, Rambo or Schawartzie.
He ain't flesh and blood and more's the pity.
Judging from your apparently foul mood, you must've seen this Bond flick right after concluding a routine exam by your proctologist or whatever.> > > "At some point, Connery's Bond has deteriorated into fantasy. I don't recall having completely to suspend belief in ANY of his films.
Craig is 007 Spiderman or Batman, Rambo or Schawartzie." < < <I never said that I didn't like the Connery Bond films, but that's because I, like most folks, still identify Sean Connery as the first and best Bond. This new envisioning of the character is a refreshing change from recent efforts AFAIC, better than most if not all of the others save for the Connery version, but your mileage may vary.
Another example of this crummy film: James Bond, with his hands free, can't beat up a guy steering a truck?
Go ahead, make up a million reasons.
The fact remains.
The guy beat the shit out of Bond--- how many times did he throw 00 out of the truck? One loses track with this endless scene-stuff--- with one hand figuratively tied behind his back.
I know you'll see it again and again so take a stopwatch and click it every time Bond starts to run... the guy spent a good half-hour of the film running.
Finally, anytime a Bond film relies on a 20-minute (screen time) card game for its climax, you know it's in trouble.
"OOOOhhh, he pulled two Jacks!!!!!!!!!"
Again and again and again, too.....
The entire focal point of the BOOK is the card game.
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it's a fascinating way to film an action/suspense/thriller, I don't.
Bond degenerated into McBond and now, he's a bit better, an Olive Garden guy. But still light years away from "cuisine."
Chase, chase, bang, bang.
Riveting.
I guess when you were booted off the Outside Board for a few days it seems to have made you a bit surly and accusatory. Some of us are merely sharing our impressions, which apparently differ greatly from your own (nothing more; nothing less). You're pretty much in the minority on this one tinear, but I certainly respect your difference of opinion with mine. Can't you do the same? I've already explained why I liked this film, as have others, and you continue to rant about it as if it will change minds, but by twisting what folks have stated you come very close to insulting the tastes of everyone who doesn't see it your way.> > > "Proctologist? Going into the gutter here, Auph: won't follow you there." < < <
LOL! Don't worry, I'm not going anywhere near that gutter! It isn't my field of expertise, although I'm pretty sure that a lengthy tour of your intestines would probably remind me less of Bond than it would Tvarsky's Solaris (grin)! OTOH, just because one gets annoyed by folks who choose to fart shamelessly in public, ignoring the anguished pleas of fair minded Bond-fans who like this film, doesn't mean that it has to escalate to the level of opinionated arseholes duking it out! ;^)
of course, but I don't think I addressed any "foul" comments your way?
Please, don't feel bound to discuss things if you take them so personally as to see insults at you where they don't exist.
Bond sucks.
Does that imply you do?
How?
... when that criticism is directed back at you. Try to keep in mind that the "proctological" comment was merely a jest directed at your apparent tunnel vision in regard to this film. If per chance my remark struck a nerve unknowingly, I'm sorry.> > > "of course, but I don't think I addressed any "foul" comments your way?" < < <
You threw some pretty "loud" inferences out that anyone who likes this film is crazy even when they politely explain to you precisely why they like it.
> > > "Please, don't feel bound to discuss things if you take them so personally as to see insults at you where they don't exist." < < <
I calls 'em as I sees 'em.
> > > "Bond sucks." < < <
Your opinion, not mine.
> > > "Does that imply you do?" < < <
Only when you start sentences with "You" followed by a rhetorical question instead of "If" followed an impression.
> > > "How? " < < <
Asked and answered.
AuPh
guys like you ignored them and mounted personal attacks. I don't mind, it's the loser's way of waving the internet white flag.
The exploding cannisters (TWICE) and a guy driving a truck beating the living shit out of Bond. No answers to these facts. I pointed out probably twenty howling problems with this film. For a gazillion dollar-blockbuster, one doesn't expect poor writing, repetitiveness, and a card game climax.
Is that why you're waving your under shorts around on a stick, or are you merely rooting for your own cause while presenting yourself as the emperor with no clothing? ;^)> > > "I pointed out the RIDICULOUS plot elements and the more I did, the more guys like you ignored them and mounted personal attacks.." < < <
They may have seemed ridiculous to you, but entertained most everyone else. That's no reason for you to continue ranting, raving and raining on folk's parades after you've made your points and a majority of other folks have provided their reasons for liking the film. But here you go, once more into the breach:
> > > "The exploding cannisters (TWICE) and a guy driving a truck beating the living shit out of Bond." < < <
Alright already, so the new James Bond isn't Superman and was having an off day with a determined terrorist. Even Indiana Jones had trouble with the guy behind the wheel in Raiders of the Lost Ark! You gotta watch out for those mudda-truckers! :o)
> > > "No answers to these facts. I pointed out probably twenty howling problems with this film." < < <
There were lots of responses, many of which were reasonable and weighed the film's quality on the whole with approval, but you still howled.
> > > "For a gazillion dollar-blockbuster, one doesn't expect poor writing, repetitiveness, and a card game climax." < < <
Lots of exaggerated hyperbole from you, but no cigar; I disagree, but lets just say that approving of this film isn't in the cards for you. :o)
Cheers,
AuPh
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being the forum fact checker.
You make us all better.
Now, go waste six bucks and tell us what YOU thought of this POS.
(1) posters told the truth. You clearly did not read the novels you claim to read, given that you thought they came out in the 60's, when they obviously did not. Read the Bible when it came out in 1964?(2) You blame me for checking your facts? Question is, why did you not check your facts before posting? Lazy? Or just dishonest? Either way, it demonstrates your lack of reliability and credibility. (as if that needed questioning).
I do not make everybody better, Tin. Only you. Because only you seem so cavalier about using false facts to support your arguments. And I am still waiting for your reply to Patrick's query about your belief in equality when your own lifestyle is clearly antithetical to that believe.
...they include real characters such as Kennedy, Khruschev, Beria, Truman, Acheson, Humphrey, deGaulle, Churchill, the Queen of England... besides managing to weave Beethoven quartets into the plot.
My wife and I both liked Craig's performance better than every other Bond except Connery's interpretation. In fact, Daniel Craig probably comes closest to the Bond character as envisioned by Ian Fleming in the novels (basically a killing machine; tough as nails and not especially romantic except in service to the task at hand). In a sense, Sean Connery's Bond was the perfect film Bond because he conveyed both the strength and physicality, as now re-envisioned in Craig's Bond, but Connery had a suave sophistication that never seemed brutish until pushed to extremes. Maybe it's just me, but Craig seemed edgier, more detached than Connery and therefor dangerously unpredictable (sort of like a Rottweiler, trained to kill without giving it a second thought & borderline psychotic).If ranked, I'd list them this way:
1. Connery
2. Craig
3. Brosnan
4. Dalton
5. Lazenby
6. Moore
7. Sellars (hee, hee; had to throw that one in for grins based the first Casino Royale)
After watching OHMSS yesterday, I may have to move Lazenby to the bottom.
Wow, we agree on something. I totally agree with your asessment of Craig and your rankings. IMO Moore was by far the worst Bond. Connery is and will always be Bond in my eyes. Craig brings a new and interesting twist to the role, but doesn't have the Connery polish.
Having seen all the other films save the current one, I completely agree with your ranking. Moore has not aged well for me. I remember when I was in high school, I loved Moore. But the more I watched the films, and watched Connery, the less I liked Moore, and now his Bond films do not interest me.I feel a little sorry for Brosnan, in that he was slated to be Bond before Dalton, but the producers of Remington Steele would not let him out of his contract. I always wondered what a younger Brosnan would have brought to the role.
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