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• Re: Julia Roberts--You posters made my day!! What a great bunch of observations!!!et me add one Celluloid 20:47:55 03/29/01 (0)
  In Reply to: Julia Roberts posted by ChuckMoe on March 26, 2001 at 10:48:20:

  Very well done! Of course, this whole speech was rehearsed down to the the timing of the last 5 second "extemporaneous" squeal. Amazingly, the Boston Globe, a celebrity-fixated newspaper nailed her good (sadly, this once proud paper is quite nearly itself a gossip rag--extending the "privilege" of celebrity coverage to local pols, their gal pals, assorted crooks, movers & shakers, and of course a whole section for "real" H'wood denizens.) A local "critic"--but importantly, not a reviewer who can't say such honest things without losing access to JR forever--trashed her entire performance with a line by line review of how perfectly staged and phony the whole 5 minutes were.

  She didn't fool anyone in this string!!!
  
  

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• Would it be safe to say that she won't win a popularity contest here? (nt) ChuckMoe 10:11:56 03/28/01 (0)
  In Reply to: Julia Roberts posted by ChuckMoe on March 26, 2001 at 10:48:20:

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• Re: Julia Roberts BRiffic 21:24:37 03/27/01 (0)
  In Reply to: Julia Roberts posted by ChuckMoe on March 26, 2001 at 10:48:20:

  Man, she's got a bigger mouth than the Joker! You put your member in there it wouldn't even touch the sides...I don't really see why guys say she's just so gorgeous. I've seen Keith Richards look better.

  P.S. I liked the part of her acceptance speech where she said she could turn her anal flaps inside out...
  
  

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• She was saying. .. . ... >> Hantra 21:12:56 03/27/01 (1)
  In Reply to: Julia Roberts posted by ChuckMoe on March 26, 2001 at 10:48:20:

  Thank you all for this award. Thanks to Bill Clinton for letting me BLOW him with my big lips. Thanks to all my other liberal communist friends.

  And I also want to thank Stalin, and Marx for starting the whole thing, and paving the way for todays American Democrats. Every day, we strive to re-create their legacy in the United States. I think we should vote for the liberal "TAX REBATE" plan, so we can get a quick $200 and shut the hell up and forget about a REAL tax cut.

  Please. . . Send all donations to the Democratic party. They know how to spend it better than you. And BTW, George W. Bush is the devil.

  Thank you all!!!! I am going to go eat a big polish sausage SIDEWAYS with my FAT lips, and wipe my mouth with Al Gore's balls while he's fondling Jesse Jackson.

  
  
  

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  • You got serious problems, bwah . . . Phil B 08:46:34 04/25/01 (0)
    In Reply to: She was saying. .. . ... > > posted by Hantra on March 27, 2001 at 21:12:56:

    if you think Julia Roberts is the public image of the International Communist Conspiracy Against Greedy Selfish Americans Who Can't See the Sense in Paying Taxes If It Only Goes to Poor People Who Don't Deserve "Public Services". Surely they'd choose someone with a few brains? Someone? Anyone?
    
    

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• It's also what she *didn't* say... whackamus 14:27:56 03/27/01 (0)
  In Reply to: Julia Roberts posted by ChuckMoe on March 26, 2001 at 10:48:20:

  She apparently forgot to thank the *real* Erin Brockovich, without whom, you know, she probably wouldn't have been standing up there in the first place.
  
  

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• Was that about the time that Steve Martin said.... Rod M 13:04:21 03/27/01 (0)
  In Reply to: Julia Roberts posted by ChuckMoe on March 26, 2001 at 10:48:20:

  'Next up, we chose who to vote out of Hollyweird.'

  According to the paper, that crack was made about 2 1/2 hours into the show. I rented Almost Famous and skipped the show, glad I did.
  
  
  

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• Re: Julia Roberts Ears 16:33:08 03/26/01 (1)
  In Reply to: Julia Roberts posted by ChuckMoe on March 26, 2001 at 10:48:20:

  **So, what was she saying that took so long?**
  Nothing of substance.

  I'd rather have seen the Oscar go to one of the other actresses. Roberts turned in a decent performance in what was basically a "television movie of the week".
  
  
  

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  • Re: Julia Roberts Ross 14:13:18 03/27/01 (0)
    In Reply to: Re: Julia Roberts posted by Ears on March 26, 2001 at 16:33:08:

    And entirely fictional if you beleive the accounts of any of the actual class action litigants....

    Ross
    
    

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• The All-American Ms. Boredom... Victor Khomenko 11:00:00 03/26/01 (7)
  In Reply to: Julia Roberts posted by ChuckMoe on March 26, 2001 at 10:48:20:

  ...also lacks any taste and good upbringing, and it shows every second she is not on screen. There was no grace of ny kind, and she was all too preoccupied with her "Vintage Valentino" dress - as she stated so proudly.

  Anyway, just a boring stream of tedium. Made us almost uncomfortable - so silly she was. She enjoys being the Holliwood Prime Girl, and it has gone into her little head.

  Also made us long for the past days, when people of grace were still there.

  In case you didn't see it, the crowd this iear was all about tinsel and no substance. Barely anyone respectable showed up - with very few exceptions. Used to be different, many years ago.
  
  

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  • oral obsession petew 16:31:13 03/26/01 (5)
    In Reply to: The All-American Ms. Boredom... posted by Victor Khomenko on March 26, 2001 at 11:00:00:

    VK...when you see her close-up...do you think about being inside that mouth?

    I saw "Erin",

    and then saw an interview with the real Erin.

    It gave me a reference for just how empty her (pardon the expression) performance was {the real Erin would have been great in the part].

    I'm putting a VK 50 SE faceplate on my mailbox, in the belief that it will get me top offers when I but my house on the market next month.

    If that doesn't work, I'll skip the plate; and the face; and just put Julia's mouth on it.

    
    
    

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    • why bother? Mart 01:12:46 03/27/01 (3)
      In Reply to: oral obsession posted by petew on March 26, 2001 at 16:31:13:

      Everythime I see her my annoyingly-viral friend goes limp.
      

      ....just my 2¢
      

      
      » Mart £ «

      
      Planar Asylum
      where the speakers are thin but the music is anything but
      
      
      
      

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      • It's caused by a virus?!! (nt) Phil B 08:37:47 04/25/01 (0)
        In Reply to: why bother? posted by Mart on March 27, 2001 at 01:12:46:

        
        
        

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      • Uh, Mart... Stephen Hayes 07:38:11 03/27/01 (1)
        In Reply to: why bother? posted by Mart on March 27, 2001 at 01:12:46:

        ... I'm assuming you meant to write "virile."
        
        

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        • you got me, ROTFLOL, you got me good Mart 08:09:45 03/27/01 (0)
          In Reply to: Uh, Mart... posted by Stephen Hayes on March 27, 2001 at 07:38:11:

          :-D
          

          ....just my 2¢
          

          
          » Mart £ «

          
          Planar Asylum
          where the speakers are thin but the music is anything but
          
          
          
          

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    • Re: oral obsession Victor Khomenko 19:03:37 03/26/01 (0)
      In Reply to: oral obsession posted by petew on March 26, 2001 at 16:31:13:

      ***VK...when you see her close-up...do you think about being inside that mouth?

      Not really, but every time I see her I can't get away from the impression that she's got at least fifty teeth there
      
      

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  • Glad I didn't miss anything....nt ChuckMoe 11:15:47 03/26/01 (0)
    In Reply to: The All-American Ms. Boredom... posted by Victor Khomenko on March 26, 2001 at 11:00:00:

    nt
    
    

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