Films/DVD Asylum

Posted by Victor Khomenko (M) on February 13, 2002 at 15:39:44

In Reply to: Viktor, I thought you were a... posted by Ted in NJ on February 13, 2002 at 13:06:13:

I'd say your version has some merit too, but mine has a twist.

It was suddenly discovered that our hero, since he had three legs, also had not just one, but two.... well, you know what.

It was therefore decided that he should be allowed two spouses - thank to the tireless effort of the same Tom Hanks lawyer guy.

So they all live happily - our hero, his Julia wife and another spouse played by George Clooney.

If you think this is good, you should hear some of the speeches I wrote for Brezhnev.