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Posted by CarlEber (A) on December 31, 2001 at 19:44:10

In Reply to: Puking in Tennessee... posted by Joe S on December 31, 2001 at 09:02:14:

Shows how much you know...trailers are up on blocks when someone lives in them; they only use the tires when they're being towed. I've never seen a "doublewide", but perhaps you're referring to something else there, I dunno?

I live in a sizable brick home myself (always have, even as a kid), but I understand why the servant class needs cheap housing, and I don't begrudge such a necessity (we used to have to drive through a slum back when I was a kid, so I remember seeing the blocks supporting these little structures). It's better than banishing them to the streets I suppose.

No one in my extended family, or that I have known personally, has ever lived in a "trailer park" (if they even exist anymore, which I doubt)...in case that's the conclusion you and Rich are desperate to jump to. There are quite a few affluent people in Tennessee, and thankfully we had the foresight to realize that Al Gore would have made a terrible president. Just think, if he'd only won his own state, he wouldn't have needed Florida...perhaps Lieberman should have spent more time here than in Florida? Nah, we could see through him too (not that anyone can't). I mean, my dog has a higher IQ than Lieberman, and Chomper ain't too bright his own self, as Dobermans go...

I actually own a 200 acre estate (my house is about 1/10 mile from the street...in the future it will be 1/3 mile, and much larger, complete with a 5 acre reflecting/wildlife lake and evergreen grove). My home adjoins a multi-billionaire's 3000 acre estate to the north, in case you're wondering. They have fox hunts, thoroughbred racing and everything...they think they're royalty I guess.

Actually, it's quite lovely down here in the South, but apparently yankee dumbasses think anywhere in the South is a pig farm or something (especially if they've never been here...and technically, there are more pig farms in Iowa). It's paradise down here (I've been to the northeast many times, btw, so I know how you live).

I'm glad we kicked all you carpetbagger's back to where you came from after the war. We may have "lost" the war, but we still got to keep our land. If the North had been smart, they'd have forced us to live up there in the permafrost, and taken over our estates to live down here. Personally, I'm glad they had shi+ for brains, 'cause I get to live the good life down here. Sherman saw all those homes, and rather than conquer and displace them, he preferred to just burn them out of his own envy...thinking they'd never be rebuilt. You should see them all in and around Atlanta now...quite a historic site to behold, and quite a triumph in the end, as it happens.

Some of the people from the north have wised up...many that travel through this area lately on vacation, wind up moving here permanently from places like Chicago and Detroit. They're much happier people after the move...

You see, I don't like to live like a pack rat in an urban area (and pay $2.5k/month rent for that "privilege"); I like the serenity that only many acres allow. I also don't like to drive on salted icy roads, cause they constantly need to be paved over again after the salt destroys them (with both federal and state tax dollars being needlessly wasted in the process, not to mention the oil resources), and also the salt ruins the cars themselves (needlessly driving up auto insurance premiums nationwide). And I do like to drive fine automobiles on occasion...

Um, I don't drink, so I won't be puking my guts out anytime soon, at least not until your wife gets here. Btw, has she had her shots? Also, I don't care for lice much...and I do hope she doesn't have any STD's...you promised me that she didn't...and goodness knows I believe anything anyone tells me.