Take Tom Cruise's worst film ("Cocktail"), get rid of Cruise and Bryan Brown, add some supermodels, and viola! Instant college-age male-targeted hit! Those studio geniuses are going to get so DAMNED RICH! Now why didn't I think of this?Okay, let's take Nick Nolte's worst film ("I'll Do Anything"--he sang in that film), replace Nolte and Albert Brooks with Ben Affleck and Matt Damon, add Cindy Crawford and Heidi Klum, place it in the year 2060 on Mars, and KA-CHING! The money will be rolling in for next summer's blockbuster: "We'll Do Anything On Mars"!
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Topic - "Coyote Ugly"--Now here's a novel idea! - TAFKA Steve 16:49:22 07/25/00 (7)
- It's gonna hurt... - Shane 10:37:32 07/27/00 (0)
- Actually... - dave 12:50:51 07/26/00 (0)
- Re: "Coyote Ugly"--Now here's a novel idea! - Rich S. 12:01:37 07/26/00 (3)
- I.e., is there anything REDEEMING about this movie? - Stephen Hayes 06:21:28 07/27/00 (2)
- Re: I.e., is there anything REDEEMING about this movie? - Rich S. 07:02:40 07/27/00 (1)
- Well, if anyone DOES see it... - Wumper 18:51:52 07/27/00 (0)
- Re: "Coyote Ugly"--Now here's a novel idea! I think I'll wait for the book! - Analogon 10:45:14 07/26/00 (0)