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In Reply to: Movie cars... posted by Jackaro on August 23, 1999 at 16:08:17:
1) Car tires squeal on sand/gravel.2) ( Star Trek 4) You can enter warp speed inside the earth's atmosphere w/o endangering the planet.
3) Scientist & engineers are celibate atheists, while Christians are uneducated fornicators.
4) To ensure catching someone you're pursuing run slower.
5) Star ships can travel 1,000,000 light years in a week @ warp 8.
6) Republicans secretly worship Satan between Church attendabces.
7) Industries covertly colaboratre on how best to destroy the planet.
8) Reporters are the only people who never have an agenda.
9) Minorities are either ignorant & boring, or criminals.
10) Young male cops become widowers before a shoot out.
11) (5th Element) Bombs are only successfully diffused with 5 seconds left to explode, have an auxillary bomb that have a 5 second lead time.
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