In Reply to: Movies I've Walked Out On -- A Questionnaire posted by clarkjohnsen on December 19, 2000 at 12:41:05:
I had the flu and went to see titanic. Right when the bobbing part of the ship started sinking, I let a big fart into my sweats, which actually turned out to be shitting a pint of diarhhea into my pants. As the shit rolled down my leg, I rushed out the aisle, everyone was looking at me weird, like " why the hell are you leaving now?!" If they only knew! I was so embarassed. I had to go to the mens room and throw away my drawers.
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- Titanic. Do no read if offended by vulgarity! - costanza 13:14:35 12/21/00 (3)
- Re: Titanic. Do no read if offended by vulgarity! - Larry 20:01:24 12/25/00 (0)
- Hey! That was Ebert's review!!! Thief!!! 8^D <NT> - Rich S. 21:36:16 12/21/00 (0)
- Excellent post! Have you thought about writing for Film Quarterly? <nt> - Stephen Hayes 13:32:30 12/21/00 (0)