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You expect this from some old John Wayne flick, but I thought Hollyweird was getting more realistic. Over the weekend, there some a fairly recent Chuck Norris flick on and I swear, none of the bad guys could hit him, ever, none of them. Ol' Chuck just stands there firing away, killing 20 bad guys at a time and not one of them with their machine guns on full auto can even scratch him.Then, Chuck takes out another 3 or 4 in a split second while doing a diving tumble in the air and before he hits his feet. Simly amazing!
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Topic - Why are the bad guys such lousy shots? - Rod M 14:14:56 10/08/02 (21)
- even when the bad guys are robots! - darkstar 05:20:11 10/10/02 (0)
- I can't figure out why so many cars use Napalm instead of petrol. - john dem 17:22:24 10/09/02 (0)
- My favorite: the one-punch KO and other forms of quick death - brewthunda 14:22:19 10/09/02 (0)
- If the bad guys weren't poor shots, movies would be VERY short. - Harmonia 12:41:32 10/09/02 (0)
- Art Imitates Life, Life Reciprocates, Therefore..... - AudioHead 12:33:55 10/09/02 (0)
- I remember a film.... - dado5 08:24:55 10/09/02 (0)
- Re: Why are the bad guys such lousy shots? - Auricle 05:13:08 10/09/02 (6)
- It was 19 hits out of 47 shots fired - dado5 09:27:48 10/09/02 (5)
- Re: It was 19 hits out of 47 shots fired . . .one more thing. - Auricle 10:17:44 10/09/02 (0)
- Re: It was 19 hits out of 47 shots fired - Auricle 09:42:02 10/09/02 (3)
- Re: It was 19 hits out of 47 shots fired - dado5 07:36:15 10/10/02 (2)
- Discipline and experience - Auricle 08:38:54 10/11/02 (1)
- Training is where the Anglo militaries have the world beat - dado5 09:09:55 10/11/02 (0)
- No, its the good guys who can't hit nothin' ... - JDK 00:36:16 10/09/02 (0)
- lol - njjohn 20:09:04 10/08/02 (1)
- collateral damage - TA 21:22:16 10/08/02 (0)
- Even worse in the martial arts movies!........ - Mrs. Piggy 18:58:47 10/08/02 (3)
- Steven Segal - dado5 08:39:17 10/09/02 (0)
- Re: Even worse in the martial arts movies!........ - TA 21:16:27 10/08/02 (1)
- bound the hero so he can get free and kill you - njjohn 04:07:20 10/09/02 (0)
- action movie cliches - TA 15:49:32 10/08/02 (0)
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