My oscars was pretty disappointing

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It never got off the ground for me. I went to bed about 9:30.
The MC was terrible. When his jokes landed on the floor, he begs for recognition. Comics 101, when a joke is flat, move on to the next quickly. D-
Most of the nominated movies were chick flicks or lousy. I think this was a year of race to the bottom.
KK was just plain a bad film with maybe 15 minutes of real action. Seriously, they could have pulled an hour out of it and it would have been a better movie.
"Good Night" was excellent. My movie of the year.
Crash, I have to see it, but it looks like an issue movie more than anything else. I don't have my hopes up.
BM, just cannot generate any desire to see it. I do wonder how much is good film versus issue.
Munich - watched it on TV live and just don't want to do it again. Again, how much is issue versus a good movie.
Geisha: Cannot generate interest. I feel like I have seen the whole thing in trailers.
Selma! Yes, I would go out with her in a moment. Wow!
Keira, too young for me, sorry. She looks like a child in my heart. They sure can dress you up though. And extra point for looking like you are just enjoying the show and don't care.
Cloony. Yeah a lot of people are getting on his case for mugging the camera. But I thought it great he looked like he was having fun and just playing around. Looks like a fun guy.
Jennifer. Time to take a year off. You look worn and synical. Time to re-evaluate your life and what to do. Do something like USO shows or some respect gaining thing. And your nose is about as plastic and MJs.
Reese, you seem down to earth, I am actually glad you won. Do more serious stuff.
E! OK job on the red carpet. Not as good as the mother/daughter team whose names are around here somewhere. As much I as want to hate Ryan Seacrest, he seems like a nice guy and intelligent. You hear him put two (count em, two) three syllable words in one sentence?
The Pimp song was amazingly bad and one really has to wonder what prompted that win. Something was fixed somewhere.
Best moment, first 30 seconds with all the old hosts declining.
Worst moments I: the second 30 seconds when John whatever dropped 20 unfunny jokes in a row, that has to be a record for falling flat in the shortest amount of time.
Worst moments II: Pimp Song.
Worst moments III: When CBS(?) took over the red carpet 30 minutes before the show. kerplunk! went the momentum.
Worst moments IV: no memorable speeches.
Worst moments V: Watts dress.
Streep and Tomlin. 60 seconds too long. Good skit gone sour on time. But for a good cause.
Good moment: Kidman. I generally have not liked her in the past, but she just gets better and better and it looks like I will have to move my prejudices around again.
Farrell: How on earth did you ever make a movie? I cannot believe they let you in to any Hwood show. Something is fixed here also. this guy is talentless.
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Topic - My oscars was pretty disappointing - Pjay 09:58:21 03/06/06 (4)

Did you keep notes while watching? He-he... too much... - Victor Khomenko 10:22:09 03/06/06 (3)

Re: Did you keep notes while watching? He-he... too much... - Pjay 10:55:39 03/06/06 (2)

I thought... - DavidLD 16:48:53 03/06/06 (0)

it's hard out here for a pimp - tunenut 13:41:32 03/06/06 (0)

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