Only one or two scary moments. A pack of incompetent sailors, including an hysterical woman, save for the Captain and Ripley. A scientist who turned out to be a robot -- that was actually quite believable (reference to audio...).The alien was depicted as being non-sentient, yet it had the, um, good sense to attach itself to the emergency shutttle. What was up with that?
And WHY THE GODDAM CAT? Why have the sad-sack crewman chase it early-on for five boring minutes? Why would a *cat* stroll into a very wet environment anyway? Why did Ripley waste precious minutes chasing it herself, towards the end?
Just to show "humanity"? God it was stupid.
The director also let us down on the time-line. Once when two minutes were announced passed, it had been over three actually. Shortly thereafter, when four were announced, it had been only two!
Director's cut or no, who is this rank incompetent, Ridley SCott?
clark
PS Compliments to H.R. Giger -- but why did the alien have a humanoid form at the end, but not earlier?
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Topic - Saw Alien yesterday. Frankly, what's all the fuss about? - clarkjohnsen 07:05:00 11/07/03 (27)
- So you didn´t get at it? Small wonder, that! - orejones 04:57:45 11/08/03 (4)
- "Maybe reading some of Conrad...would give you some hints to understand, and appreciate..." Thanks for... - clarkjohnsen 08:24:56 11/08/03 (2)
- That's only your nose...nt.. - late 16:30:59 11/08/03 (0)
- Enjoy your turdis eburnea then! - orejones 09:00:38 11/08/03 (0)
- The Duelists was the only Scott's movie worth watching - Victor Khomenko 06:52:05 11/08/03 (0)
- Obviously you didn't see if first-run in the early 80's . . . - albee33 18:52:55 11/07/03 (3)
- Yup - Troy 12:12:44 11/08/03 (0)
- "...just as Matrix 3 probably won't either." LOL! - clarkjohnsen 08:20:02 11/08/03 (1)
- Regrettably, I am the KING of the bargain matinee! n - albee33 10:15:20 11/08/03 (0)
- what's all the fuss - late 16:34:18 11/07/03 (6)
- There was no "Queen" in the First Alien flic - Fretless 19:15:15 11/08/03 (2)
- Re: There was no "Queen" in the First Alien flic - Pam 02:29:45 11/22/03 (0)
- You're prob right, guess I ought to go see it again....nt.. - late 04:53:52 11/09/03 (0)
- "It's a hive and in hives the queen has the most smarts." Hmm... - clarkjohnsen 08:18:16 11/08/03 (2)
- Poor Clark, children grasped that intuitively....nt.. - late 13:43:32 11/08/03 (1)
- I appreciate your abuse. - clarkjohnsen 07:41:49 11/10/03 (0)
- "Blade Runner," a piece of crap, too. - tinear 16:13:38 11/07/03 (3)
- "Generally"... well, "generally" Dumb and Dumber is considered a good movie. - Victor Khomenko 17:50:21 11/07/03 (2)
- I KNEW you wouldn't like it because it meets your three "hate it" criteria: - tinear 13:43:49 11/08/03 (1)
- Grinning widely. - edta 17:14:20 11/11/03 (0)
- Well, to those defending Ridley Scott this is one of his "better" films - Victor Khomenko 11:45:25 11/07/03 (0)
- No offense Clark, but apparently Ridley Scott is a more competent director than you are a critic. (nt) - Audiophilander 11:40:56 11/07/03 (4)
- "Scott is a shlock director." That's a quote. But how could any Ape-Planet fan... - clarkjohnsen 08:15:10 11/08/03 (3)
- "Ape-Planet fan" ...? Who would that be and which ape-planet movie are you referencing, the original or the remake? - Audiophilander 22:19:55 11/08/03 (2)
- "Popular movies...." ROTFLMAO! Great line! - Victor Khomenko 15:26:10 11/09/03 (1)
- LOL! "Big Mac culture?" Well, I'm only about 10-15 lbs over my ideal weight! How about you? - Audiophilander 22:24:24 11/09/03 (0)
- frankly, I wish the robotic loader suite used in Aliens was employed in Matrix 2 - Mart 08:01:28 11/07/03 (0)