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It would be a proper subject...

Posted by Victor Khomenko (M) on February 11, 2002 at 05:18:25

In Reply to: today's shocking headline posted by danj on February 11, 2002 at 00:20:21:

...if that guy (obviously played by Tom Croise) was banned by the heartless officials, had to fight the huge odds to get his right to compete reinstated with the help of a wonderful liberal lawyer played by Tom Hanks.

He would then proceed to run in the race, only to find himself cursed and ylelled at by the obviously biased conservative crowd led by Tom Selleck, unfairly put in the back at the starting line, pushed at each turn and shoved into the snow bank. He would pull himself out, one of his three legs broken, hold it with his hand and continue with the race, catching up, closing on the leader, only to see the leader's elbow hit him in the face, knocking out his eye. Disregardig the pain and blood running down his face he would keep pushing forward, overtaking the leader but suddenly hit by a bullet from a sniper masquarading as the UN observer crew team member. With his second leg paralized, he would start crawling towards the finish line, finishing .2" ahead of the nasty leader and collapse in the hands of his newly discovered girlfried, played - of course - by Julia Roberts. Sausa march playing in the backgrownd, the hero is shoved in the ambulance, Julia by his side, cheering crowd opening the way for the cavalcade led by twenty five police motorcycles, with presidential limo closing the ranks.

Final scene - our hero on three crutches - in the White house, with President, played by Michael Douglas giving him the highest order of Zimbabwe.

That film, aptly called "The American Spirit", grossed over 750 billion dollars.

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