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If you would like to hang yourself...

Posted by Victor Khomenko (M) on February 17, 2002 at 09:15:28

...then rent Time Regained (Le Temps retrouvé). Just the thing if you ejoy the always wooden and uninspired acting of Catherine Deneuve and Emmanuelle Béart, neither ever being a good acress, this perhaps their low points, if that is possible.

If you think the torture would stop at the merciful 90 minutes then think again. At 2 hours it is still as unfinished as it was at the start, moving at the same snail speed, with really not too much to report.

I think this might the be film for someone who considers the Solaris boring and empty. It will redefine the terms.

You should get your rope ready when it rolls over two hours and start soaping it when it hits 2 hours 15 nimutes. For the torture is still to continue for a bit longer.

However, if at 2 hours and 30 minutes you still hesitate with the noose around your neck, still not sure whether to kick that stool you are resting on, rejoice. For there are only about tree more minutes left.

So let go of the noose, sit back and get ready to revind. Tomorrow you will return the tape and forget about it.

To clenser your pallet watch Die Hard - this time it will look like Fellini.

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