Top 10 Fun Things to Do with Star Wars-The Phantom Menace Video

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Here are the top 10 fun things to do with your brand new video copy of Star Wars-The Phantom Menace:
1. Play Phantom Menace video for pesky in-laws or other undesirable family members. Watch them immediately leave your home never to return.
2. Lock someone in a room with loaded gun while Phantom Menace video is playing. Try to guess how long it will take before they kill themselves (current record: 42 seconds).
3. Invite frat boys over for pizza and beer blowout, then play Phantom Menace video for them afterwards. Award prizes for person who vomits first/farthest.
4. Invite beautiful blonde over to watch video, then discuss the finer points of the federation trade blockade with her over candle light dinner. Spend rest of life wondering why you can't get laid.
5. Invite group of impressionable school-age children over to watch video every day for 2 weeks. Wait 20 years, then try to find one who hasn't grown up to be a total loser.
6. Give copy of Phantom Menace video as a xmas present to local IRS agent. Be prepared to be audited "with extreme prejudice" for past 7 years.
7. Buy special widescreen VHS copy of Phantom Menace from local retailer, then return next day and tell him you liked the movie so much you want to buy a pan and scan copy "to round out your collection." Watch his brain explode.
8. Give copy of video as a gift to boss on his/her birthday. Be prepared to spend quality time in the unemployment line.
9. Invite members of local NAACP over to watch key scenes from Phantom Menace video featuring "that adorable Jar Jar Binks." Be sure hospitalization insurance is paid up.
10. Tell your grandkids that you were one of the retards who camped out in front of a theater for 3 weeks in order to be first person in your town to see The Phantom Menace. Give them a copy of the video so they can see what the fuss was all about. Be prepared to be very lonely in your old age.

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Topic - Top 10 Fun Things to Do with Star Wars-The Phantom Menace Video - Scott 10:17:30 04/18/00 (2)

# 2 sounds like an intelligence test.... - Jackaro 15:43:53 04/25/00 (0)

I like it! (nt) - Mike K 12:18:39 04/21/00 (0)

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