A line on Gattica by Paul Grassner...

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There used to be a gossip columnist in the New York Post, Sidney Skolsky, who ran a feature called "Movie Boners." This had nothing to do with cinematic erections, but rather, mistakes in a film. He would always end his column with: "But donÂ¹t get me wrong--I love Hollywood!" Well, I have a doozy of a movie boner, although in this case it has to be flaccid. Several times every day, whenever I urinate, IÂ¹m reminded of a basic flaw in the science-fiction flick, Gattica. Ethan Hawke changes his identity, which even includes changing from a left-hander to a right-hander. However, his cover is blown when a bathroom
monitor notices that he still urinates by holding his penis with his left hand. But here's how I urinate, and I assume it's generally true of right-handed men who wear briefs. I unzip with my right hand. Pull open my fly with my left hand. Grab my underwear with my right hand, pulling it over my genitals and holding onto it while I urinate by holding my penis with my left hand! The defense rests, Your honor. But donÂ¹t get me wrong--I love boners!

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Topic - A line on Gattica by Paul Grassner... - Jeff Starrs 06:39:11 06/20/00 (1)

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