In Reply to: Full Metal Jacket posted by padreken on May 20, 2004 at 10:18:14:
Sgt. Hartman: How tall are you, private?
"Cowboy": Sir, five foot, nine, sir!
Sgt. Hartman: Five foot, nine, I didn't know they stacked shit that highSgt. Hartman: Were you born worthless piece of shit, or did you have to work at it?
Sgt. Hartman: You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece.
Sgt. Hartman: Are you a Peter-puffer?
Sgt. Hartman: Oh that's right, Private Pyle, don't make any fucking effort to get to the top of the fucking obstacle. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't he?
Sgt. Hartman: It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.
Sgt. Hartman: Pyle, you climb obstacles like old people fuck.
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