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Stalag 17 - The swrongest contestand for the worse, the most offensive, the most brainless piece of shit that I have seen in decades

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Posted by Victor Khomenko on April 18, 2000 at 07:28:08

OK, I got off wrong foot this morning. But the reason is that I watched part of that idiocy last night. Yes, I have seen it before.

A movie about German camp... It opens up with the well-fed hero looking at his wrist watch. Hello? A WRIST WATCH? I thought it was about a German camp? His boddy looks at his... Too much.

Guys around him wear clean shirts. Uniform pants with BELTS!!!!!!!!! Is someone high on something?

But wait, there is more. Some poor souls wear fur bomber jackets. Whatever is wrong with those striped camp uniforms? Outside, our hero puts on LEATHER GLOVES.

There ARE some things that are wrong with America. This movie is one of them. It is nearly single-handedly responsible for two generations of people who belive that German camps were, oh, uncomfortable.

Whatever happened to the piles of human heads, matrasses with human hair, human skin lampshades and handbags, tons of gold dentures pulled from the victims in front of the gas chamber? Where did all those walking skeletons with their bellies touching their backbones disappear? Who replaced them with the well-groomed round-faced Hollywood idiots?

Few would remember the "Seven Beauties". After watching the Stalag, some would wonder wny did Fernando Ray drown himself in the crapper. Why, he could have just entertained himself by slpashing mud at German officers... People raised on Stalag will never understand that. As they will never understand the look in Gianinni's eyes.

Problem is, the average citizen is thousand times more likely to watch that Stalag trash, rather than the shocking footage of decaying human remains being bulldozed into huge graves.

There must be some explanation for the "alleged" millions who died in those camps. After the last night's "movie" it seems logical to conclude that they all died of overeating, too much smoking, and yes, some actually had died of laughing.

Shamefull piece of trash.

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