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The worst film ever made? I did suffer through some of Heaven's Gate this weekend and that, at least, was watchable (principally during the many, extended scenes wherein Isabelle jiggled her pert breasts), occasionally. It was painful to watch ol' Kris work so hard to "act."
The L A, on the other hand, had nothing to recommend it. Angelica looked like a cadaver. She still tries to wear her hair pitch black and long and squeeze into tight dresses. The appearance is one of an unsuccessful attempt to control a large, thick tube of 5-weight oil with a snug girdle: the bulges and sags have no apparent relation to the human figure.
And what of my favorite comedian, fresh from his triumph in Lost in Translation? Egad. That can't be Bill up there, can it, breezing his way through his lines and scenes as if he were doing an extended Scotch commercial.
I don't want to waste to much of your time or mine in trashing this piece of flotsam: avoid it like a hot tub immediately after the 5-yr. olds have played in it.
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Topic - The Life Aquatic. - tinear 17:01:49 05/15/05 (14)
- Disagree... - mkuller 17:45:25 05/15/05 (13)
- I know Cousteau's programs quite well and this spoof - tinear 18:50:16 05/15/05 (12)
- I suspect you... - mkuller 10:09:13 05/16/05 (2)
- WRONG! - tinear 16:26:45 05/17/05 (1)
- Bill Murray's deadpan humor in common...(nt) - mkuller 10:38:56 05/18/05 (0)
- Disclaimer required - jbmcb 05:54:36 05/16/05 (5)
- Why? One can dislike an artist's previous - tinear 07:16:38 05/16/05 (4)
- Valid reasons like... - PCL 07:22:24 05/16/05 (3)
- Well, yeah. - tinear 12:00:18 05/16/05 (2)
- Ishtar! - jbmcb 13:52:52 05/16/05 (0)
- Re: Ishtar - PCL 12:15:18 05/16/05 (0)
- If Anderson would take out 45 minutes of his works they would be great . . . - mr grits 20:42:19 05/15/05 (2)
- Anderson ain't no Bergman. Letting actors ad lib - tinear 16:29:46 05/17/05 (0)
- Well, watchable....perhaps. Now, to be great, they'd have - tinear 04:07:17 05/16/05 (0)
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