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Titanic. Do no read if offended by vulgarity!

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I had the flu and went to see titanic. Right when the bobbing part of the ship started sinking, I let a big fart into my sweats, which actually turned out to be shitting a pint of diarhhea into my pants. As the shit rolled down my leg, I rushed out the aisle, everyone was looking at me weird, like " why the hell are you leaving now?!" If they only knew! I was so embarassed. I had to go to the mens room and throw away my drawers.


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