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How can you post spoilers for a Bond film?

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Posted by TAFKA Steve on November 21, 1999 at 11:58:33

In Reply to: Brosnan, Pierce Brosnan(don't worry, no spoilers) posted by Ears on November 21, 1999 at 00:51:12:

Let me guess what this one is like (I haven't seen it yet): Bond performs an incredible stunt-filled escape from death; opening titles run with silhouettes with naked women while signature song is blared out by a popular artist (oh please don't let it be Britney Spear); megalomaniac launches plan to threaten the world; Bond gets called into service by M; Q shows him how to use deadly suppositories and other clever toys; Bond drives a bitchen' car to initial infiltration point; seduces and tricks throwaway love doll villain; meets and charms captive love doll heroine; gets captured by megalomaniac villain (who is somehow effeminate and strange so as not to undermine Bond's mojo) who proceeds to explain entire plan and weaknesses of his evil lair while not conclusively trying to kill Bond; Bond escapes in a wild vehicle chase; rescues captive heroine; stops evil plan; kills villain with irony; destroys evil lair; MI5 and CIA arrive too late to help Bond, while he helps himself to some hot lovin' on paid government time (just like some world leaders). And a guy named Broccoli nets $24 million in the first weekend.

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