In Reply to: films I've walked out of: how long do you give them... posted by petew on August 13, 1999 at 15:45:44:
It's got to be the worst box-office hit out there. It's even worse than Titanic>.You talk about your disaster flicks, Titanic's itsown lampoon. I haven't laughed so much since the Attack of the Killer Tomatoes which shared the same pityful acting & poor effects, but had to wait until it was played on cable to see it past the horrendously teadious openning. I felt bad for the married guys still in the theatre, but I originally took it seriously. I didn't realize its true nature was as a spoof. It's histerical! You can cheer for the drowning fools! Unfortunately, the thieving slut lives which leaves with this empty feeling similar to a Jean Claude Van Damm movie {I'm still awaiting his joyful funeral}.
This brings up actors/actresses I've learned to avoid because their mear partisipation practicly guarentees an abismal failure. They each may have an exemption a piece but their entire work is mostly phoned in:
- Jean Claude Van Damm
- Merrill Streep
- Glenn Close
- Anthony Bandaras
- Brad Pitt
- Leonardo DiCaprio
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Follow Ups
- TOMMY - Mart 12:31:37 08/14/99 (25)
- Re: TOMMY - DA 15:50:05 08/17/99 (3)
- Tie me?... - Victor Khomenko 16:02:47 08/17/99 (2)
- Re: Tie me?... - DA 11:34:38 08/18/99 (0)
- - Mart 21:36:23 08/17/99 (0)
- Nigel! Quick! We found another one! - Victor Khomenko 17:29:52 08/14/99 (20)
- Great! - Mart 02:23:41 08/15/99 (17)
- Fried Green Tomatoes = the "Citizen Kane" of lesbian cannibal movies! - TAFKA Steve 18:20:14 08/15/99 (16)
- You hit it on the head - Victor Khomenko 05:06:12 08/16/99 (14)
- have you tried 'Out Of Africa'? - gnat 07:49:00 08/16/99 (13)
- yawn (nt - Mart 13:07:27 08/18/99 (0)
- No big argument here - Victor Khomenko 08:08:44 08/16/99 (11)
- have yet & looking forward to see "Bird" (nt - Mart 13:09:25 08/18/99 (0)
- Roudy Yates? - petew 04:56:10 08/17/99 (9)
- now I wonder... :) - gnat 08:59:56 08/18/99 (1)
- RELAX ... - Mart 13:12:33 08/18/99 (0)
- Life/screen connection - Victor Khomenko 08:30:45 08/17/99 (6)
- I give-up ... - Mart 07:54:31 08/18/99 (4)
- Not much - Victor Khomenko 08:20:02 08/18/99 (3)
- I hope you mean "repeat" it? - Mart 09:06:53 08/18/99 (2)
- Makes sense both way, doesn't it? - Victor Khomenko 13:12:00 08/18/99 (1)
- if they haven't contributed ... - Mart 13:17:23 08/18/99 (0)
- Re: Life/screen connection - TAFKA Steve 15:17:48 08/17/99 (0)
- sorry, if my antecedent confused you - Mart 22:34:09 08/15/99 (0)
- Always exceptions to the rule... - TAFKA Steve 19:23:49 08/14/99 (1)
- Re: Always exceptions to the rule... - Victor Khomenko 20:31:48 08/14/99 (0)