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And I, For One, Am Incensed (Incensed, I Tell You) That Shakespeare Patterned King Lear...

...After the tawdry and nefarious interactions that everyone knew about the owner of the deli on my street and his three plotting daughters.

These things were commonly known and there's just no doubt that the great Bard saw into the future and received his inspiration from these three girls and their tragic father. Do you think it's an accident that their names were Regan, Cordelia and Beth (well, he altered that one a little just to avoid the appearance of impropriety)?

Shakespeare was a well known psychic of the time and it would have been child's play for him to peer into the future to do this. Indeed, his ability to see future events had him investing in Google the day after it went public at a share price of $75. Most people don't know that's how he amassed his great wealth. They mistakenly think it had something to do with his writing.

People are just so gullible!

I demand compensation for the good deli owner and his daughters. Let them in on the King Lear money!


*** I Feel Strongly Both Ways ***


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