In Reply to: Either you are an idiot, or you are nuts: why not let a qualified physician decide? (nt) posted by orejones on May 13, 2008 at 08:55:16:
orejones,
The March, 2008 "Alien Digest" reports: "The good news is the brain shrinkage rate has slowed considerably and the flatulence has reduced to 31 cu. ft. @ 4,200 ml/cu.ft. of butylic acid methane per day. Fortunately for "Mr. J", he's now under the care of the grey, big-eyed human aliens and not the scaly lizard type who botched that brain transplant operation on him in 1988. Mr. J, known for decades on Mars as an enthusiastic supporter of analytical anal probing of humans, recently donated $42 to the Olympus Mons clinic."
It's very kind of you to express the concern we've all had for Clark's continuing mental and emotional decline.
Cheers,
Bambi B
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Follow Ups
- Clark's last alien probing showed a 9% mentality - down from 11%- and that he should cut down on sweets - Bambi B 09:12:57 05/14/08 (1)
- It's a shame you should say that. Why? - clarkjohnsen 08:45:00 05/15/08 (0)