Vampire Diary: Bloody Awful

Posted by mr grits on November 4, 2009 at 21:16:14

This is a little, sordid UK film about vampire clubs and pretenders in London. A Clydesdale of a lass plays the documentary flimaker with her camera constantly running (Blair Witch?) who has really large breasts which are seen a time or two. She runs around with the usual UK slackers that party on the weekend and 'exchange' blood with each other. (And you wonder why there is an AIDS problem?)

Into there circle of pretenders enters the mysterious, slinky, and exotic Vicky for whom all the guys would love to shag. But, it was not to be as she took a fancy to Holly the Clydesdale. We see a bit of girl on girl lip locking and a few mamm shots but nothing of an epic nature.

Short of it, hot Vicky shows up and folks start to die. Is there really such a thing as a vampire? Could one be partying in London? FFS, it just might be.

Recommended: Fook No

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Topic - Vampire Diary: Bloody Awful - mr grits 21:16:14 11/04/09 (22)

For cannibals, go ...... - afilado 08:36:34 11/05/09 (10)

Sawr it. * - mr grits 10:57:58 11/05/09 (9)

Nah......nt - afilado 13:39:27 11/05/09 (8)

Did most certainly so! * - mr grits 14:15:06 11/05/09 (7)

Nah......nt - afilado 17:24:15 11/05/09 (4)

Jeffery Jones was a butterball in it and funny. * - mr grits 15:53:25 11/06/09 (3)

So , you watched it ..... - afilado 16:20:30 11/06/09 (2)

Why would you think I haven't seen it? * - mr grits 17:04:12 11/06/09 (1)

No, now I believe you've watched it...........nt. - afilado 17:56:53 11/06/09 (0)

What's the ..... - afilado 14:23:20 11/05/09 (1)

Opera still grabs that from save password files. * - mr grits 15:52:39 11/06/09 (0)

Vampires? Try this..... - afilado 08:30:20 11/05/09 (7)

On TV, Being Human was pretty decent . . . - Daryl Zero 19:28:32 11/05/09 (0)

I watched Near Dark based on several recommendations - PhilJ 08:45:15 11/05/09 (5)

You're ...... - afilado 09:24:08 11/05/09 (4)

No I did not see Ravenous - PhilJ 15:04:07 11/05/09 (0)

Didn't care for "Let the Right One In" . . . . * - mr grits 11:00:06 11/05/09 (2)

That one still haunts me... - mkuller 14:15:34 11/05/09 (0)

Didn't recommend that one for you....... - afilado 13:44:58 11/05/09 (0)

every review on Netflix gave it one star - PhilJ 22:20:09 11/04/09 (2)

I'm opened minded....I'll go to a bad resturaunt three times often. * - mr grits 11:01:17 11/05/09 (1)

Three times to share a bowl of grits? - PhilJ 15:06:13 11/05/09 (0)

Vampire Diary: Bloody Awful

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