The Fourth Kind: What hath Blair Witch wrought?

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Posted by mr grits on November 6, 2009 at 14:57:43

Well, it starts off like it's the real thing (don't read past this point, believers) with Jojovich talking to the camera explaining how distrubing this movie is because it is mixed with real footage of Nome patients being interviewed by a certain psychologist. Well, okay, it starts out nicely and we get the feel that something spooky is going on but that they are beating around the bushes by not saying "alien" right off the bat. Fishy.

We see some "shocking footage" of hypnosis and the aftermath but we are then introduced to the fact that the Sumerian culture has art with "spaceships" and "astronauts" depicted. In two audio tapes made there is a garbled voice speaking Sumerian and this calls for an expert who translates what can be understood. The voices, in the second tape allude to being "God". Now, we are being challenged on several fronts: are they Aliens who planted mankind assuming the god position? Are they demons pretending to be our god and doing mischief? We get to decide.

As the film nears the end we notice 'mistakes' in the documentary portions such as more and different camera angles and syntax.

Blair Witch fourth generation. We be done took agin.

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Topic - The Fourth Kind: What hath Blair Witch wrought? - mr grits 14:57:43 11/06/09 (14)

The real problem ... - Mike K 10:13:12 11/07/09 (3)

Perhaps you should read... - mkuller 20:40:47 11/08/09 (0)

So, you're.............. human? nt - tinear 21:00:50 11/07/09 (1)

NOOOOOOOO I'M NOT !! - Mike K 09:59:02 11/08/09 (0)

Blair Witch II - have you seen Paranormal yet? (nt) - mkuller 21:29:36 11/06/09 (3)

Yes, I consider it BW 3rd generation....it just keeps growing. * - mr grits 20:07:21 11/08/09 (2)

Was District 9 the second generation? (nt) - mkuller 20:41:42 11/08/09 (1)

Not really, a hybrid. * - mr grits 21:40:17 11/08/09 (0)

God created critics so you'd quit wasting your money on crapola. nt - tinear 18:13:02 11/06/09 (5)

But Larry King praised it.^ - Road Warrior 21:42:20 11/06/09 (4)

LOL! That cracked me up in the TV ads...(nt) - mkuller 20:42:29 11/08/09 (0)

Look him up and see if you can snap his suspenders hard enough to pop off his rug. nt - tinear 08:51:23 11/07/09 (2)

I put as much faith in his reviews as I do yer football predictions, ha ha ^ - Road Warrior 14:08:09 11/07/09 (1)

This can only be settled on the field of honor, sir! - tinear 15:47:30 11/08/09 (0)

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