List your top ten CRAPPEST movies of the noughties

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Posted by Doug Flynn on December 18, 2009 at 17:36:01

Hi chaps

Just as the noughties was a bumper decade for great flicks, it also churned out a vast number of stinkers.

Here's my top ten (in order of crapness). Note that I have only listed movies I've actually seen. It goes without saying that any movie featuring Jim Carrey, Will Farrell, Sandra Bullock, Adam Sandler, Ben Stiller or Owen Couldn't-Even-Top-Himself-Properly Wilson is going to suck beyond belief, so I can't list any of their movies as I've avoided them like the plague.

1. Gerry - A shit sandwich (without the bread).

2. I'm Not There - A celluloid form of masturbation.

3. The Wicker Man (remake) - Worse than a case of terminal hemorrhoids.

4. I Robot - I can just imagine the production team storyboarding this one: "Hmmm, we need an ending. I know, let's just recycle the crap-arse ending from Independence Day".

5. Evolution - Made by 8 year olds, for 8 year olds. Bilge

6. Immortal - A movie that sets new standards by having no plot.

7. Star Wars II Attack of the Clones - I have to admit I could only watch half of this as it was so bad. You'd think with the vast production budget they could have hired at least one actor who could actually act.

8. Serenity/Firefly - Yeah, a 13 year old girl despatching grown men with Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks to the head. Nauseatingly goody-two-shoes crap.

9. Invasion of the Body Snatchers (remake) - Why Oh God Why?

10. Flight Plan - Anyone who couldn't guess the outcome of this movie within the first 12 seconds has had a frontal lobotomy.

Just missed the list: 10,000BC, Paul Blart Mall Cop, Stepford Wives and GI Joe. I never saw any of these, but the trailers looked so bad I thought I could safely include them.

Cheers. Doug

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Topic - List your top ten CRAPPEST movies of the noughties - Doug Flynn 17:36:01 12/18/09 (28)

I thought Troy was unwatchable and so was Battlefield Earth - PhilJ 06:13:51 12/22/09 (0)

Alexander - cfraser 19:57:05 12/20/09 (2)

Le Cage Au Alexandre * - mr grits 18:18:07 12/29/09 (0)

Horrible movies - danj 01:07:05 12/23/09 (0)

Australia and King Kong can have all ten spots on my list...N/T - musetap 15:47:03 12/20/09 (0)

Here's eight that I wish I had avoided... - HOK 11:42:58 12/20/09 (0)

Pearl Harbor. nt - dave c 21:05:28 12/19/09 (2)

Oh man! How could I have forgotten that one (nt) - Doug Flynn 23:02:55 12/19/09 (1)

Good luck? ;-) - dave c 04:15:42 12/20/09 (0)

Wild Hogs - dwill123 16:20:47 12/19/09 (1)

Yup. This one is worthy. nt - free.ranger 20:11:29 12/20/09 (0)

The Darwin Awards . . . * - mr grits 13:26:54 12/19/09 (1)

Forgot that one! - Prisoners 15:07:17 12/19/09 (0)

Run Lola Run - late 06:44:28 12/19/09 (7)

Thank you for reminding me how much I hated Event Horizon. - Harmonia 17:01:46 12/19/09 (1)

Far better the RLR! * - mr grits 21:02:42 12/19/09 (0)

An immensely entertaining, groundbreaking film which is a lot of fun but also which works - tinear 09:46:14 12/19/09 (3)

I liked it too, especially after seeing it many years later... - mpathus 06:57:38 12/20/09 (0)

It was a piece of crap. .nt - late 12:21:45 12/19/09 (1)

We agree. Nothing ground-breaking, nothing new, the animation trivialized it. * - mr grits 13:03:37 12/19/09 (0)

RE: Run Lola Run - patrickU 09:40:10 12/19/09 (0)

When SW 2, Attack of the Clones... - mpathus 05:37:42 12/19/09 (0)

I (heart) Huckabees. - Prisoners 21:11:08 12/18/09 (4)

Bring to mind the age-old expression: What were they thinking? - mr grits 13:04:45 12/19/09 (3)

I liked it... - sjb 13:42:46 12/19/09 (2)

God help you..... nt - tinear 11:57:38 12/20/09 (0)

Help you . . . * - mr grits 14:00:13 12/19/09 (0)

See, the thing with bad movies is... - Harmonia 19:20:14 12/18/09 (0)

List your top ten CRAPPEST movies of the noughties

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