"He mostly eats people from Prague and his name is Joey."

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I'm taking my Skoda 100 to go camping in Orava.
I've got to hurry so I'm taking risks, driving through Moravia.
There's a monster in the countryside, he comes out of the swamps.
He mostly eats people from Prague and his name is Joey.

Chorus:

Joey the Swampthing slithering through the bog,
Joey the Swampthing creeping into town,
Joey the Swampthing sharpening his teeth,
Joey the Swampthing bites, chomps and strangles.
Joey the Swampthing, how can we catch him?
Who could have imagined!
The only thing that will work is a crop duster.

I drove through a village on the road to Vizovice
The mayor welcomed me over a glass of slivovice
He said, He who brings us Joey, dead or alive,
I'll give him my daughter's hand in marriage, and half the collective farm!

Chorus

I said, Mr Mayor, just give me a plane and some powder
I can get you Joey without any problem
The mayor agreed, so in the morning I took off,
All the powder from the plane fell on Joey so nicely.

Joey the Swampthing all covered in white,
Joey the Swampthing crawling out of the mud,
Joey the Swampthing climbing onto a rock,
Joey the Swampthing, it's all over for him now.
I caught Joey, now I've got him, yo ho ho
I'll take any cash I can so I'm selling him to the zoo!

And now - all together:

Jožin z bažin močálem se plíží,
Jožin z bažin k vesnici se blíží,
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Follow Ups Full Thread

Topic - OK, Star Wars haters. Can you allow a movie to simply entertain you, or must it "say something important". - Dalton 19:25:35 08/29/10 (10)

Not bad, but I much prefer this one - Victor Khomenko 07:04:26 08/30/10 (9)

Sideburns guy is a real life Latka Gravas. - barryb 16:54:31 08/31/10 (0)

Ugh. Now I'm going to have that song in my head for days. Just for that.... - Dalton 09:06:35 08/30/10 (1)

I've seen that clip before - what's the history behind it? - Victor Khomenko 10:34:53 08/30/10 (0)

What wonderful dancing by the bearded guy! The man with the large - tinear 08:20:24 08/30/10 (5)

My favorite is the rhythm guy - Victor Khomenko 10:36:18 08/30/10 (4)

Your poor head! I like the cup blower, too. nt - tinear 08:44:29 08/31/10 (3)

The cup blower for me as well. So that's what that's called... - DFaulds 12:47:05 08/31/10 (2)

"He mostly eats people from Prague and his name is Joey." - Victor Khomenko 12:54:27 08/31/10 (1)

Here's the video with English subtitles - Blazmo 15:41:46 09/01/10 (0)

Follow Ups

"He mostly eats people from Prague and his name is Joey." - Victor Khomenko 12:54:27 08/31/10 (1)

Here's the video with English subtitles - Blazmo 15:41:46 09/01/10 (0)

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