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Young Argentine man, Eloy, begins sleepwalking after his beloved father's death. One evening he just happens to fall through an open skylight onto Elvira'a bed. They strike up a friendship that soon leads to glorious sack time. Elvira is a woman of the world and begins to coach Eloy in the delicate art of Tantric sex.A good portion of the film is devoted to their mattress adventures with Eloy first achieving 40 strokes before launch. After that she ups the ante to 81! Who could resist such tutelage! Unfortunately, the day comes when Elvira tells him she must return to Barcelona. He asks her to stay, then to come along but Elvira, in her worldly wisdom says "no" but not to worry as they will always love each other.
When Eloy is again alone he begins to see his dead father once again. In a cafe conversation his dad says the best line: "We spend our lives saying goodbyes but don't ever let it keep you from loving."
The film is tasteful and poetic and your lady probably won't scream gross and run out of the room (unless you suddenly undress).
Share a bowl of grits with someone you love tonight.
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