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'A Million Ways . . . ': to regret purchasing a ticket . . .

Infantile, moronic, tasteless...the Trifecta of bad movies has been achieved this weekend. McFarlane also attained his own personal Trifecta: worst script, worst director, and worst actor. This is quite a distinction for single film. Theron is a saving grace for her valiant efforts of trying to play the part while the rest were just there hanging out and hamming up. Another fun aspect is catching all the cameo appearances that are credited and non-credited. You gotta be fast to catch them.

As I was buying a ticket a mom in front of me was buying tickets for her and two eleven year olds. This isn't for eleven year olds as in no time they were talking "penis in vagina" and other less savory sexual references. This movie isn't for sixty year olds.

I would think the ideal target market for this "film" is the stay-at-home movie buffs who smoke a LOT of dope who will be rolling on the floor at every mention of penis, vagina, and ass. Most of you here will enjoy it.



Favorite line: (Ribisi looking at Silverman's vagina) "It looks like a firecracker wrapped in roast beef."










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Topic - 'A Million Ways . . . ': to regret purchasing a ticket . . . - Billy Wonka 15:27:15 05/30/14 (3)

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