'Wetlands': Crude, rude, and socially unacceptable . . .

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Posted by Billy Wonka (A) on March 5, 2015 at 10:38:36

This film rides a tsunami of my top three core values. It is both compelling and repelling simultaneously. It is the story of a German teenager who is obsessed with her naughty bits, a religious lack of hygiene, and the fantasy of getting her divorced parents back together.

The nubile Carla Juri plays an Amelie Doppelganger with nuanced precision and a total lack of propriety. She even has a haircut that should have caught on like Amelie's. She floats through the film either on her skateboard, rubbing on toilet seats, or flashing her bum from her hospital bed. How is this entertaining? Cinematography, editing, and Juri's talents. I was particularly intrigued with editing that smoothly transitioned from Ew moment to a brand new Ew moment without blinking an eye.

Arsty, flipant, colorful, and home to a lot of good acting, this movie is not for everyone. I do not recommend it and forbid you to watch it on Netflix. You will not like it.

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Topic - 'Wetlands': Crude, rude, and socially unacceptable . . . - Billy Wonka 10:38:36 03/05/15 (14)

RE: 'Wetlands': Crude, rude, and socially unacceptable . . . - fantja 15:00:17 03/13/15 (0)

I am not easily offended but this beat me down in a nauseating way +1 - PhilJ 20:48:21 03/05/15 (5)

When the going gets crude, the crude get going . . . - Billy Wonka 22:51:35 03/05/15 (4)

"You gotta have the right stuff" you gotta have the wrong stuff to actually enjoy this crap ;^) - PhilJ 16:26:03 03/06/15 (2)

I suspect it is a teenager prank - Victor Khomenko 05:43:24 03/07/15 (1)

it is written off as "artsy" for them - PhilJ 09:36:36 03/07/15 (0)

I intertwined it with the movie on Midway battle - Victor Khomenko 08:40:56 03/06/15 (0)

Thank you! Now I know why they lost at Stalingrad - Victor Khomenko 17:38:52 03/05/15 (5)

This was a "fave" at Sundance a couple of years ago . . . - Billy Wonka 22:50:10 03/05/15 (4)

Ah... those...a bunch of stonned rich pseudo-intellectuals - Victor Khomenko 06:06:23 03/06/15 (3)

stonned- but some of them can spll. nt - oldmkvi 07:19:21 03/06/15 (2)

Stonned is twice as stoned - Victor Khomenko 07:21:36 03/06/15 (1)

No, but they've got the GOOD Stuff in Hollywood... nt - oldmkvi 07:46:53 03/06/15 (0)

Ms. Juri is certainly.... - rlw 10:50:11 03/05/15 (0)

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