'Crappie': ENOUGH of District 9!

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More dismal pre/post Apocalypse crap from the boys from Johannesburg. This time crime is out of control and automated robots help police up the streets and slums. Unit #22 is damaged in a fire fight and is slated for salvage until Dev Patel (who has far outlived his stardom) saves him and programs him with his AI software that gives him all the human attributes both police and criminals lack.
Chappie is hijacked with Patel by a small gang with big plans. (Two of the gang members are high-profile SA pop, rap stars using their real names.) They teach Chappie to become a criminal and he begins to assist them in crimes despite Patel's best efforts to intervene.
Right before midpoint I was ready to hit the bricks but after midpoint things began to pick up and much action ensued. Not enough to save the film, mind you.
Sigourney and Jackman cameo'd in and out of the story which had a few laughs and excellent CGI.
Stream or rent if you must. The dreariness of SA drags me down.

Edits: 03/08/15 03/08/15

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Topic - 'Crappie': ENOUGH of District 9! - Billy Wonka 12:21:43 03/08/15 (9)

I find it amusing that they continue to market ... - reelsmith. 11:44:57 03/10/15 (1)

hey now... - mbnx01 12:30:52 03/21/15 (0)

But it's better than Avatar... - RGA 20:59:28 03/09/15 (0)

I will add that the story could have been told without the vile behavior and LOUD MUSIC - PhilJ 21:01:33 03/08/15 (0)

Local reviewer here... - mkuller 20:48:04 03/08/15 (0)

Again, you go where others fear to tread. Local Rag here gave it a very rare "F" - Road Warrior 19:20:47 03/08/15 (0)

RE: " The dreariness of SA drags me down." - user510 14:36:48 03/08/15 (1)

RE: " The dreariness of SA drags me down." - Steve O 14:55:05 03/08/15 (0)

If Vanilla Ice were in it I might be tempted to go. Nt - geoffkait 14:11:18 03/08/15 (0)

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