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That fact has been known for some time, but now the shocking truth behind it became obvious - it is their teeth.
Every 2-penny Hollywood "actor" has teeth, that are beyond picture-perfect. They are arranged in two impeccable rows, with no overbite, and they are brighter than my Spode porcelain after a good wash. Clearly, they are using a better grade clay.
By comparison, the European stars must be grossly underpaid, because without an exception their teeth are crocked and yellow.
Heck... for all I know they look like real people's teeth.
Last night we were watching Long Live Freedom with Toni Servillo, and one actor after another had teeth that clearly went for two years without cleaning - especially Valeria Bruni Tedeschi's.
The acting, on the other hand, was good.
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Topic - Why European actors are better than American - Victor Khomenko 06:23:09 04/08/15 (25)
- RE: Why European actors are better than American - RGA 03:32:49 04/13/15 (1)
- Yeah... but this is the face of a Goddess, not a human being - Victor Khomenko 06:10:55 04/13/15 (0)
- how about Paul Giamatti in John Adams (the last episode)? - PhilJ 19:24:40 04/11/15 (0)
- Bad Teefies Gone Wild . . . - Billy Wonka 09:21:04 04/11/15 (0)
- American actors will kick European actors' ass. - geoffkait 13:41:03 04/10/15 (6)
- I'll see your bunch of yahoos, and raise you... - Victor Khomenko 13:56:21 04/10/15 (5)
- I call. - geoffkait 16:25:55 04/10/15 (4)
- Who is that? nt - Victor Khomenko 07:03:44 04/11/15 (3)
- Steve McQueen nt - geoffkait 08:19:45 04/11/15 (2)
- The hairdo threw me off. nt - Victor Khomenko 09:09:40 04/11/15 (1)
- Europeans may have the teeth but we have the hair. - geoffkait 10:39:58 04/11/15 (0)
- I hate to tell you- - oldmkvi 10:17:23 04/10/15 (0)
- I agree - Jay Buridan 09:46:19 04/10/15 (2)
- It must be GREAT to be SO Superior! - oldmkvi 10:19:04 04/10/15 (1)
- Not superior, just the old normal - Jay Buridan 10:29:52 04/10/15 (0)
- Hmmmmmmmm... - musetap 23:49:36 04/09/15 (2)
- An ugly bunch of old farts - Victor Khomenko 05:55:31 04/10/15 (1)
- Because of... - mkuller 11:20:16 04/10/15 (0)
- Saw that the night before...... - Billy Wonka 22:27:29 04/09/15 (0)
- I am not a good actor ;^) - PhilJ 14:01:38 04/08/15 (1)
- If you can fool Victor there may be an Oscar with your name on it. - Audiophilander 15:35:11 04/08/15 (0)
- RE: that's gotta be it.... - user510 12:05:15 04/08/15 (1)
- You heat the nail on its head - Victor Khomenko 12:43:43 04/08/15 (0)
- I knew there was a reason why I liked Terry Thomas so much. Nt - geoffkait 08:01:54 04/08/15 (1)
- Bobby Clark would have been an acting sensation in Europe. nt - Victor Khomenko 08:21:34 04/08/15 (0)
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