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Casting Call: Thanks for showing interest in our latest project and coming in to talk to us about it. We are putting together an exciting project that will require our cast members to act like college kids for the first half of the feature, then to become frightened, screaming victims of Amazon savages that will strip you naked, put paint on you, probe your privates, torture you, and eventually kill you by hacking, chopping, or sicking insects all over your body. It will require many long, hard days of rehearsal and scream coaching while roughing it in the Peruvian jungle. Does this sound like something you'd be interested in?Hopeful: YES, oh yes, this sounds like a great opportunity to get some big screen exposure. Will they be able to see me through all the make up and blood?
Casting Call: Oh, yeah, sure. After this your name will be in bright lights everywhere.
Hopeful: Then I'm IN. Is there an audition?
Casting Call: Glad to hear your enthusiasm. Our only "audition" will be with the Screaming Coach but I feel you'll pass with flying colors.
Hopeful: I'm really excited. I mean it. Being naked in the Peruvian Amazon surrounded by painted savages who probe, torture, and mutilate me is just the boost my career needs.
Casting Call: Perfect. By the way, do you have any next-of-kin or will anybody miss you after a few weeks?
Edits: 09/27/15
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