Star Wars, Episode 457 (or VII?) has hit the Comcast pay per view.

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Posted by free.ranger (A) on May 14, 2016 at 07:57:08

If you're a fan, I'm sorry, but I wish I has my 6 bucks back. Even by Star Wars standards, this sucks. I advise no pay, no view.

Basically a curtain call for Ford and Fisher, the story is lukewarm (pun very intended) at best.

We get 3 new kids on the block for action figures who no one knew before, so I'm guessing they were easy on the film budget to compensate for the retreads. Mark Hamill shows his plastic facial expression in a cameo. One of the new kids is a female Brit who cawn't toke veddy well. It bugs me.

Saying anything about this film will be a spoiler, but IMO it already came that way. Do it if you must. I had to follow the impulse.

As always these days, the effects are the movie.

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Topic - Star Wars, Episode 457 (or VII?) has hit the Comcast pay per view. - free.ranger 07:57:08 05/14/16 (14)

I wish I had not seen this......... - Mike B. 13:07:12 05/14/16 (8)

Keep an open mind... - musetap 14:49:01 05/14/16 (7)

You were right....... - Mike B. 09:35:10 05/15/16 (6)

Glad you liked it. This seems to be one of those either-or movies. - free.ranger 11:28:09 05/15/16 (4)

RE: Glad you liked it. This seems to be one of those either-or movies. - Mike B. 12:51:06 05/15/16 (3)

RE: Glad you liked it. This seems to be one of those either-or movies. - RGA 05:44:58 05/16/16 (2)

RE: Glad you liked it. This seems to be one of those either-or movies. - Mike B. 15:40:12 05/16/16 (1)

RE: Glad you liked it. This seems to be one of those either-or movies. - RGA 19:12:34 05/16/16 (0)

Good to hear... - musetap 11:04:14 05/15/16 (0)

RE: Star Wars, Episode 457 (or VII?) has hit the Comcast pay per view. - mkuller 11:12:46 05/14/16 (4)

Same as Original, I agree- - oldmkvi 13:13:08 05/14/16 (3)

Star Wars was dated at time of release... - musetap 14:55:31 05/14/16 (1)

Yeah, George was using Sat Morning Serials as his model- - oldmkvi 09:00:52 05/15/16 (0)

Agree about super heroes... - mkuller 14:38:13 05/14/16 (0)

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