From the first ill-conceived song and dance opening through ever other number it was everything I could do to not walk out. I cannot believe this highly overrated piece of crap has garnered the reviews and potential awards that it seems to have coming. Sure, we have the permanently cutesy Emma Stone (who can't sing) and the Rock-jawed Gosling (who can't sing) enmeshed in a fantasy romantic drama. The only part of the film I like was the ending where the clock was turned back and run with a different outcome to the story. Outside of that, this film had nothing going for it except for . . .
No profanity, no sex, and no violence of any kind eing propped up by some clever dialogue. This film is aimed square at the deplorable audience who is tired of all the cinematic drubbings they get year after year. I didn't see anyone leave the theatre. People were riveted by the semi-clean fun story of two star-crossed lovers trying to make it work.
I wouldn't recommend this film to anyone. It really brings out the Krampus in me. There is NO chance of the Hollywood Musical making a comeback. At least I can breathe easy.
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Topic - 'La La Land': Monstrously Mediocre - Billy Wonka 20:51:20 01/12/17 (20)
- Shows what you know!!! It just won the Academy Award (i.e. the Oscar) for Best Picture!!!! - Raiderman 16:07:43 02/28/17 (0)
- Musicals ... - reelsmith. 15:01:41 01/18/17 (1)
- Watched All That Jazz last night - Victor Khomenko 13:14:04 01/20/17 (0)
- Any idea why it is getting so much positive chatter? - Mike B. 14:47:57 01/17/17 (2)
- It's deplorable: No sex, no violence, no profanity. * - Billy Wonka 15:14:07 01/17/17 (1)
- You can arrange all that yourself... - Victor Khomenko 10:29:07 01/18/17 (0)
- I can't believe I sat through the end - Victor Khomenko 19:02:20 01/15/17 (4)
- LOL...I can't believe you publicly admitted you went and saw it at all. (nt) - Steve O 21:51:55 01/15/17 (3)
- Played a good husband, and was looking for a chance to drive my new car. - Victor Khomenko 05:35:55 01/16/17 (2)
- Hopefully she liked it as compensation for all your trouble. (nt) - Steve O 05:56:48 01/16/17 (1)
- I was the more charitable between the two of us - Victor Khomenko 06:07:05 01/16/17 (0)
- Saw it with low expectations, loved it... - tunenut 21:09:41 01/14/17 (1)
- +1. I was surprised to find out the The Lighthouse.... - oldmkvi 09:41:20 01/18/17 (0)
- Actually- - Ross 10:33:25 01/14/17 (2)
- Thinking? That's funny. Musicals don't think that why..... - Billy Wonka 10:38:58 01/15/17 (1)
- It is so pathetic, it's got oscars written all over it - Victor Khomenko 05:37:00 01/16/17 (0)
- it was sappy but I loved it, tasteful and a tremendous production imo - PhilJ 16:58:43 01/13/17 (0)
- RE: 'La La Land': Monstrously Mediocre - mkuller 08:38:39 01/13/17 (0)
- RE: 'La La Land': Monstrously Mediocre - volunteer 07:52:26 01/13/17 (0)
- RE: 'La La Land': Monstrously Mediocre - fred 06:23:01 01/13/17 (0)