Hitler-there was a painter! He could paint an entire apartment in one afternoon! Two Coats!...

Franz Liebekind: You know, not many people knew it, but the Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.
Max: Really, I never dreamed that...
Franz Liebekind: That is because that you were taken in by that verdammte Allied propaganda! Such filthy lies! They told lies! But nobody ever said a bad word about Winston Churchill, did they? No! 'Win with Winnie!' Churchill! With his cigars. With his brandy. And his rotten painting, rotten! Hitler - there was a painter! He could paint an entire apartment in one afternoon! Two Coats! Churchill. He couldn't even say 'Nazi'. He would say 'Noooo-zeeehz, Nooooooooooooo-zeeehz!' It wasn't Noses! It was Nazis! Churchill!...Let me tell you this! And you're hearing this straight from the horse. Hitler was better looking than Churchill. He was a better dresser than Churchill. He had more hair! He told funnier jokes! And he could dance the pants off of Churchill!...Churchill!

God Bless Mel Brooks.

"Once this was all Black Plasma and Imagination"-Michael McClure

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Topic - This is what 'Atonement' did for Dunkirk in 5 minutes . . . - Billy Wonka 14:30:55 07/22/17 (16)

Uh-OH . . . . - Billy Wonka 08:47:19 07/24/17 (1)

LOL! - mkuller 09:52:26 07/24/17 (0)

Why didn't Hitler... - mkuller 10:04:32 07/23/17 (11)

One could ask the same question of the Allies in 1944 - Ross 19:00:35 07/25/17 (0)

Hitler did give the order to halt - Eldragon 14:43:03 07/24/17 (0)

Watch the videos below and you will see . . . - Billy Wonka 12:45:23 07/23/17 (0)

Because he was a retarded psychopath? - geoffkait 10:38:30 07/23/17 (7)

RE: Because he was a retarded psychopath? - geoff 11:18:20 07/24/17 (6)

Hitler gets a bad rap. He was actually very organized. - geoffkait 12:53:13 07/24/17 (5)

Yes, he never missed his Butt Injections of Meth. - oldmkvi 22:49:12 07/24/17 (1)

But meth isn't injected into muscle tissue. Maybe that explains his grouchiness. Nt - geoffkait 15:51:12 07/25/17 (0)

RE: Hitler gets a bad rap. He was actually very organized. - mbnx01 18:45:17 07/24/17 (2)

Hitler-there was a painter! He could paint an entire apartment in one afternoon! Two Coats!... - musetap 17:33:35 07/25/17 (1)

RE: Hitler-there was a painter! He could paint an entire apartment in one afternoon! Two Coats!... - geoff 12:46:37 07/26/17 (0)

In keeping with the history . . . - Billy Wonka 22:30:30 07/22/17 (1)

On "order of battle" video showing the losses . . . - Billy Wonka 22:34:04 07/22/17 (0)

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Hitler-there was a painter! He could paint an entire apartment in one afternoon! Two Coats!... - musetap 17:33:35 07/25/17 (1)

RE: Hitler-there was a painter! He could paint an entire apartment in one afternoon! Two Coats!... - geoff 12:46:37 07/26/17 (0)

Hitler-there was a painter! He could paint an entire apartment in one afternoon! Two Coats!...

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