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In Reply to: Lets have some fun......cast this movie yourself....... posted by RC on July 17, 2004 at 02:09:33:
Rip Torn as Quint, because he was as salty as they get in "Freddy Got Fingered" and "Dodgeball."Samuel L. Jackson as Brody, because he deserves revenge after what happened to him in "Deep Blue Sea." Also, I just want to hear him say: "Just great, motherf*cker! You smashed the motherf*ckin' radio! Motherf*ckers are gonna need a bigger motherf*ckin' boat!"
Jeri Ryan ("Seven of Nine") as Hooper, because I'm not gonna spend $8.50 at a theater to see Jon Lovitz in a skin-tight wetsuit.
Jack Ryan as the Shark.
Ahh, the Oscar buzz is already starting for this one!
Follow Ups:
Lots of cool casting ideas . Here is mine fwiw.Capt. Quint....Tommy lee Jones
Chief Brody....William H Macy
Matt Hooper....Brad Pitt
As an added bonus! Britney Spears makes a cameo appearence as sharks very first victim. How many would pay to see miss Spears as a bikini-clad shark victim?
Box office GOLD. It could not miss IMHO.
So far, we've cast it old, young, black, absurd..let's cast it FEMME, and make some money!
Quint: Kathy Bates (can't you see here at the helm, "sunning" herself?
Brody: Susan Sarrandon...and put Charlize Theron in the wetsuit. Also, have her "do" Sarrandon's husband as part of the film, played, of course, by Tim Robbins.
The Shark could be played by Babs Streisand.
The Mayor: Bette Midler
Cameo beach person (and film's producer): Goldie Hawn
I'd go see this...
Great thread...give us more "re-castings!"
Regards,
Gary
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