Films/DVD Asylum

Posted by Dalton (A) on December 26, 2004 at 12:52:06

In Reply to: Best DVD picks of the year: posted by Audiophilander on December 26, 2004 at 10:12:38:

Fifty extra minutes of computer animated rumbling volcanos (ooh, scary!), cgi fire-breathing dragons, real-life long-haired sissies posturing with plastic swords, ponderous pronouncements from a wise, world-weary white wizard with a magic walking stick, hairy-footed dwarves eating stale matzo bread who steal a magic bowling ball, collosal collapsing cornices of styrofoam blocks, talking/walking trees - seriously, actual talking trees that walk(!), and a completely-animated shrivelled, emaciated, two-foot tall bald troll with really bad teeth wearing only a tattered loin cloth who runs around like a rabid puppy trying to steal "my precious" from a weak, whimpering man-child "hero" - a hero who, in the end, succeeds only in spite of his own moral failure.

Well, at least it's better than your other choices.