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Posted by jbmcb (A) on August 22, 2005 at 07:43:35

In Reply to: So, how does "Sideways" turn out....popped it right the frick out after 30 minutes of mind numbing drivel. posted by dennzio on August 21, 2005 at 18:02:07:

It starts out slow, then starts picking up. Here's what happens:

WARNING SPOILERS!!!!!!

So Miles and Jack are off for the bachelor weekend. They drink a bunch of wine. They hook up with some cute waitresses and Jack proceeds to have a rather noisy affair with one. Miles is trying to hook up with the other but he's emotionally retarded since his divorce and doesn't know how to act around women. Eventually they hook up, Jack says he's going to run off with his cute waitress, then gets beaten up by her when he tells her about his impending marriage. Miles finds out his ex is getting remarried and has a meltdown. Jack sleeps with another waitress just 'cause he can and ends up running out naked when her husband shows up. They artfully retrieve Jack's wallet from her house, wreck Miles' cool antique Saab to explain why Jack is all beaten up, return to Jack's wedding, then Miles has another meltdown when invited to his ex's wedding. Finally he ends up driving back out to Nappa and the movie ends with him at the cute waitress' doorstep.

Of course it's more complicated than that, but a good movie nonetheless. You missed some really funny parts.

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