Films/DVD Asylum

Posted by Billy Wonka (A) on November 21, 2020 at 17:44:30

Desperate for the movie experience, I settled in for a Jackie Chan experience for which I had NO idea what it was about. When the commie Chinese logo (chick with a sickle and two male proletariat types)popped up the first thing I wondered, "Is this for real?" YessireeBob.

In short, all the Chinese spoke their native tongue with subtitles while all the degenerate villains spoke English.

I got a chuckle when a six-year-old got a play doll called Captain China. A few scenes later the kid blurted out, "Captain China is MIGHTIER than Captain America!" I still refused to leave.

As part of the plot, the USS John C. Stennis (aircraft carrier) pulled into port where an insane Arab sheik type is waiting with a WMD to attack it. The terrorist stated the Captain's name and said he was to blame for a raid/incident that cost Arab lives and it was time for payback. Fortunately, Jackie and his Vanguard org. were there to foil it by warning the Americans just in time.

There were a few other things of such nature and I was shaking my head wondering how many hapless morons (besides me) are going to saunter in for a not-so-subtle taste of propaganda.

Since when did Jackie go RED? Well, Jackie is getting much thicker and round of face and he didn't perform any amazing feats.

The election hasn't even settled its dust and look what's happening!

Well, I just helped fund the next virus, please forgive me.